Whats rustling your jimmies?

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RobXIII

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Worst bags are those scented ones. I got a box by accident and had to throw them away.

Shopping bags here are useless unless putting big junk in them. I didn't notice all the holes until it was too late.
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Are you me? We got one of those by accident, you can smell those shitty chemicals anywhere in the house when someone opens a new bag. I can smell it in my sleep now. It's a mix of dollar store cologne, 5 month old milk with a side of battery acid.
 
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Denamian

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Fucking straps rotted out on my gas tank and they were only 3, maybe 4 years old. At least they broke on a residential street close enough for me to push the car to a friend's house instead of on the highway.
 
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Sludig

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Me: what day is good for you for closing the refinance.

Wife:"Monday"

Me today: OK 11 Monday.

"What??? I work and have a meeting. "

So why the fuck tell me Monday
 
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Hoss

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when you get a thai massage and they don't touch your dick.

Yeah yeah sure my wife was there getting a massage too but I still feel like she should have touched my dick.
 
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Denamian

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Oh, and to add insult to injury when I called my insurance for a tow: "We have decided to observe Juneteenth as a holiday so wait times may be longer than normal".

Fuck you Allstate, I'm taking my money elsewhere.
 
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Erronius

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Denamian said:
Oh, and to add insult to injury when I called my insurance for a tow: "We have decided to observe Juneteenth as a holiday so wait times may be longer than normal".

Fuck you Allstate, I'm taking my money elsewhere.
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We had several people in my office, including me, who had planned on taking time off to hit the DMV on Friday. I even stayed late and worked some extra hours in advance so I wouldn't have to take PTO.

The DMVs here have been making people form a line outside because of COVID, since they were only allowing a certain number of people inside at a time. So she pulls up, sees a line of 4-5 people outside at the door already, walks up and gets in line.

The lights were off and there was a sign on the door, but the first guy that got there didn't read the sign or notice the lights were out, so he started the line and everyone stood there for 10 minutes until someone in the line noticed and looked.

So all of our jimmies were kind of rustled. But at least my extra hours turned into OT, because I had a ton of work and stayed all day Friday to do that stuff instead.

There's even a single DMV here that's open 8am-noon on Saturdays, but I'm just so fed up from this past week that I'm like "fuck it". I'll just take some PTO next week.
 
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Fucking retarded stray cats pissed in my sandals I leave in front of my door.
 
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That cat was marking it's territory. The outdoors is his, hairless monkey
 
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Fucking retarded stray cats pissed in my sandals I leave in front of my door.
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Reminds me of the cat who shit in my daughter's shoe. It had it's tail up, squatting in the shoe with it's head turned back looking her right in the fucking eye.
 
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Working at a job site and they got a couple of dogs here. One is a little puppy. While we were on break I was playing with the puppy and this older guy tells me about how they do dog fights here in the south. Told me how he saw a guy take a puppy just like the one I was playing with and threw it to two pit-bulls. They tore it apart.

Got me real fucked up.

That's evil, I've decided. Good and Evil do exist and that's evil.
 
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Sludig

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Campbell1oo4 said:
Working at a job site and they got a couple of dogs here. One is a little puppy. While we were on break I was playing with the puppy and this older guy tells me about how they do dog fights here in the south. Told me how he saw a guy take a puppy just like the one I was playing with and threw it to two pit-bulls. They tore it apart.

Got me real fucked up.

That's evil, I've decided. Good and Evil do exist and that's evil.
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Not news to me, it's why you should generally never offer animals free to a good hone because of dog fighters as well as people feeding them to boas, gators, etc.
 
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Yea some fucked up people around, there was this set of animal torture porn going around 4 chan a few years ago. People stepping on them, setting them on fire etc. Never had any trouble sleeping after seeing videos of people getting shot or whatever but that shit kept me up for hours. Well beyond rustled, felt like the cleansing nuclear fire couldn't come quick enough for a few days.

Slightly de-rustling news: at least one of those sickos got caught this week.


www.independent.co.uk

Man found guilty in Brighton cat killer case

Steve Bouquet, 54, killed nine cats and injured seven more
www.independent.co.uk www.independent.co.uk
 
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Hoss

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Not news to me, it's why you should generally never offer animals free to a good hone because of dog fighters as well as people feeding them to boas, gators, etc.
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Kittens too. They'll chop the cat's paws off and feed it to their snake. The paws get chopped so the cat doesn't damage the snake.

But my rule is if a family comes round with a kid, they get it for free.
 
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