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Sludig

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This is something I never understood. Why the hell do people do the tip before they get the food? That is the dumbest part of this story. People can have valid arguments all day long over tipping vs not tipping. But there is no valid argument for tipping before you know if the service is worth a shit.

Start tipping cash and write in the notes that the tip will be cash. That will solve all of your food delivery problems.
Is been discussed before, they can see the tip before hand. So your chance of getting fucked with or no one accepting the delivery goes up. At least you save your money if they steal the food but brings its own problems.
 
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Campbell1oo4

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My adventures in the crawl space of fear have come to an end.

The Mexican guy I worked for worked it out. I went under with him despite some trepidation. But I didn’t bolt and I count that as a victory.
 
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Hoss

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Is been discussed before, they can see the tip before hand. So your chance of getting fucked with or no one accepting the delivery goes up. At least you save your money if they steal the food but brings its own problems.

That's the purpose of the driver note that says tip will be in cash. I don't use delivery services often, but I've never had a problem. Certainly never had a problem with them not being able to find a person to deliver.
 

Conefed

Blackwing Lair Raider
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Doing timed group jeopardy style competition event

Some items have unlimited guesses some don't, without discussing with the group this dude tried to bruteforce everything out the gate and removed a range of easy to significant points that we could have earned by exhausting our guesses.

Same dude spent our limited points pool on hints without consulting. One was for a question our teammate was just wrapping up, another two he had no intentions on completing. Out of our group total of 667 points (second place overall) he contributed -97.

Same dude stacked his mf'n cup into mine (before I was done, without asking).
 
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Hoss

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Doing timed group jeopardy style competition event

Some items have unlimited guesses some don't, without discussing with the group this dude tried to bruteforce everything out the gate and removed a range of easy to significant points that we could have earned by exhausting our guesses.

Same dude spent our limited points pool on hints without consulting. One was for a question our teammate was just wrapping up, another two he had no intentions on completing. Out of our group total of 667 points (second place overall) he contributed -97.

Same dude stacked his mf'n cup into mine (before I was done, without asking).

I don't know why you're telling us about it when you should be busy digging a hole and shutting your mouth.
 
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Big Phoenix

Pronouns: zie/zhem/zer
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Stumbled upon the fact that tiktok is filled with defacto pornographic content of women breastfeeding their kids under the guise of "educational" content or it being an everyday activity.

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Aldarion

Egg Nazi
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Just read a post complaining about ""overcooked""" chicken wings and now I'm rustled thinking about every undercooked, non-crispy chicken wing I've ever eaten

Doubly rustled now that theres a wing shortage. All those wings died for nothing, their lives wasted on a plate improperly rendered fat and disgusting, non-crispy skin. sad
 
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Conefed

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ASMR and the fucking commercials/ads that use them, rip my damn headphones off and threw them just now because they shit just sprang on me out of the blue
 
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Big Phoenix

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ASMR and the fucking commercials/ads that use them, rip my damn headphones off and threw them just now because they shit just sprang on me out of the blue
Commercials have been universally shit for ages now on mainstream content. Now its all bleach drinking shit tier comedy designed to make the inbred sheep laugh and associate "comedy" with whatever globohomo shit product being advertised instead of telling you what the product is and why its better than competitors.

The worst is seatgeek. Literally nothing more than a talking ass that tells you nothing about the service being offered. Pretty good metaphor for society nowadays.
 
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ronne

Nǐ hǎo, yǒu jīn zi ma?
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Woke up this morning and both Discord and Spotify were failing to connect, so naturally I assume something is broken with my home network/ISP. 30 minutes of poking around later come to find that no, my shit is fine, just both of these services are somehow hard down at the same time.
 
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Hoss

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Joro Spider

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Wolf Spider. They're all over the place around here. I was once looking at a house, walked in and one of these motherfuckers was just sitting there like it was his house.

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Any aussies reading this will call you a fucking pussy. They have huntsman spiders. The other two aren't dangerous. I bet the huntsman is. Here's one eating a pygmy possum.

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