Hoss
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You a Physical Therapist? Because my wife has lower back problems and she has a sheet full of planks she's supposed to do that came from her PT.
Whats rustling your jimmies?
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You a Physical Therapist? Because my wife has lower back problems and she has a sheet full of planks she's supposed to do that came from her PT.
Burren
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No, but several of my clients are (own a chain of health clubs) and over the years have shared advise, knowing that I'm a gym rat (and aging). Planks aren't inherently bad, but they are not great for your back if you have certain problems. There are much better - and less stressful - exercises someone can do for their core. Its always best to consult a professional. What works for one person may not work for another. It depends on several factors.
Bandwagon
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Campbell1oo4
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We got sent out on another job. Easy as pie putting a dishwasher in.
We go back today. I’ll report back. Pray for me.
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Burren
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Food delivery businesses are a scourge. Nice thought, but it's shit.
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joz123
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I've had a few missing packages from Amazon lately. They usually show a picture of the package at the door to show it was delivered (they can still take it) but this dude posted a picture of nothing and no package came. At least Amazon is good about reshipping stuff.
Koushirou
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Yeah, I've tried to use delivery services as little as possible now. Biggest rustle was ordering 80 bucks worth of wings from our favorite place only to watch the driver do a u-turn before turning into our parking lot, take a picture of the food on his passenger's seat and peace the fuck out with it. Go to get a refund and have GrubHub begrudgingly tell me that they can give me a refund this time, but they may not be able to in the future because I've asked for one too many times. Bitch, I've asked for a refund twice, the time where they literally stole the food and another time when we got someone else's order from a completely different restaurant and it was food we didn't like, so we couldn't make the best of it. Not only that, I didn't get the $10 promo I had used back and they don't refund the fucking tip, so not only did this mother fucker steal our food, I tipped him $10 for the fucking privilege. And just in general, it's a rare thing to get an order that's actual correct, and this goes for all the services. Usually at least a missing drink, no sauces even if we paid for extra, and if we ordered 2 of something we're probably only getting one of them.
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Fucker
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Last Doordasher was a week or so ago. Sat out in front of the house for a minute arguing with his girlfriend. Almost new Audi SUV...I wonder what they could have been on about.
The number of delivery people who have aversion to driveways is astounding. My house in Idaho had a long assed driveway and about half of drivers would park in the road and carry orders in. WHY?
The number of delivery people who have aversion to driveways is astounding. My house in Idaho had a long assed driveway and about half of drivers would park in the road and carry orders in. WHY?
Zaara
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Is there no oversight for the food stealing? I keep hearing that drivers walk away with people's food over and over, how is 1 failed delivery not an instant firing offense? I worked sited delivery and it was simply impossible to steal an order. Is nobody working at Doordash to monitor their tickets?
Burren
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Do you know how many hundreds of thousands of 50 IQ street thugs there are to replace whoever is fired?
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Aamry
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Delivery drivers for Walmart Grocery delivery... probably 2 orders get stolen in a 12 hour day. like $200 orders.
Aldarion
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If I get food at a restaurant - whether fast food or real restaurant - if I drive that food home and eat it there, its fucking cold garbage.
Fast food expires about 2 minutes after it leaves the window. No longer worth eating.
Now explain why I would want to pay someone - a person who can't get a job better than delivering fast food - to pick up that food and drive it to me.
Its definitely gonna be inedible shit when it arrives based on the elapsed time.
Its very likely the wrong order.
They may just decide to steal it.
No matter what, heres what we know is true - this food was alone, unsupervised, in a car with the kind of faggot who works for door dash.
Contrary to popular rumors, inside restaurants food is very rarely fucked with. I worked in 7 different restaurant kitchens (not counting fast food) over the span of 4 years and literally never once saw food fucked with. EXCEPT the douchbag who kept insisting his filet wasnt done enough; that one did fall on the floor before going back on the grill. Still, thats literally once over 4 years.
You can be certain that every single door dash order has been rubbed on some sweaty jogger balls, at minimum.
So cold, wrong, and contaminated - how is this service a thing?
Fast food expires about 2 minutes after it leaves the window. No longer worth eating.
Now explain why I would want to pay someone - a person who can't get a job better than delivering fast food - to pick up that food and drive it to me.
Its definitely gonna be inedible shit when it arrives based on the elapsed time.
Its very likely the wrong order.
They may just decide to steal it.
No matter what, heres what we know is true - this food was alone, unsupervised, in a car with the kind of faggot who works for door dash.
Contrary to popular rumors, inside restaurants food is very rarely fucked with. I worked in 7 different restaurant kitchens (not counting fast food) over the span of 4 years and literally never once saw food fucked with. EXCEPT the douchbag who kept insisting his filet wasnt done enough; that one did fall on the floor before going back on the grill. Still, thats literally once over 4 years.
You can be certain that every single door dash order has been rubbed on some sweaty jogger balls, at minimum.
So cold, wrong, and contaminated - how is this service a thing?
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Wantonsoup95
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You people vastly underestimate peoples laziness. That's why this shit service continues, the money keeps flowing.
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I always figured that food is rarely fucked with, other than dropped, because people are lazy and doing that takes effort.
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Hoss
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This is something I never understood. Why the hell do people do the tip before they get the food? That is the dumbest part of this story. People can have valid arguments all day long over tipping vs not tipping. But there is no valid argument for tipping before you know if the service is worth a shit.
Start tipping cash and write in the notes that the tip will be cash. That will solve all of your food delivery problems.
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