Aamry
Blackwing Lair Raider
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I mean realistically what are the chances a cop will see you use one of those?
I still go down to the next exit
Whats rustling your jimmies?
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I mean realistically what are the chances a cop will see you use one of those?
I still go down to the next exit
Hoss
Make America's Team Great Again
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I said authorize yourself dumbass. You're a taxpayer, so you paid for it all.
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Bandwagon
Kolohe
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Conefed
Blackwing Lair Raider
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Meet new group of people. Have good time. One tells me I'd make a good match with her friend (not there).
Meshed well with those there so Feeling good about it, so do some sleuthing. I'm 99% sure it's an overweight uggo. The kind no personality could overcome. Insultingly. Paint me Dennis from Always Sunny.
Meshed well with those there so Feeling good about it, so do some sleuthing. I'm 99% sure it's an overweight uggo. The kind no personality could overcome. Insultingly. Paint me Dennis from Always Sunny.
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Hoss
Make America's Team Great Again
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If they give you any guff, pull out your credentials.
or this if it's more appropriate
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My tablet trying to make me create an online account every time I restart, deactivated this feature 1000 times, it always comes back. I’m really at the point where its hard for me not to justify installing a linux distro once and for all if not for the once and a blue moon itch I have to play a video game
Big Phoenix
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Hoss
Make America's Team Great Again
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I remember one time my uncle thought he was having a heart attack. We were so far out in the boondocks that we just jumped in my truck and got to the hospital quicker than the ambulance could have gotten to us. But once at the hospital we found out that if you drive yourself in they just assume it's not serious and we still waited hours to find out he needed to take a nitro pill.
Wantonsoup95
Ahn'Qiraj Raider
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Big Phoenix
Pronouns: zie/zhem/zer
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City did some work on utilities right in front of my house this week. They tore up a 5x5 patch of the road directly in front of my drive way. The finish on their asphalt job looks like shit.
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RobXIII
Urinal Cake Consumption King
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I've come to notice that you just aren't rewarded for following the rules, especially in cars. Hot summer, but super tint is illegal? Fuck it, noone is enforcing that now.
Use that u-turn, save 20 minutes of your life you'll never get back. chances of getting busted are like 1 in 10000.
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Kolohe
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Super rustled ATM.
I worked like a dog all week including watching my youngest son's kid tonight until he went to bed because he was working. At 11 I started a three hour drive to my family's hunting cabin. At 2 I made it, unpacked, my dog is going wild with excitement over grouse season. We both look forward to this all year but it's 3am now, I'm wired, and I need to sleep. I noticed the place and grounds are especially great probably because my brother's friend, who is a two time cancer survivor and recently divorced, has been staying here.
I know I left a really good bourbon there just for an occasion like this. Everything is done so I check the liquor cabinet, it's gone. Everything else is mostly gone as well. Everything from rum, to whiskey, to fucking Jaeger meister has one little sip left at the bottom of the bottle. Like a child that ate all the cookies but left a few partials to cover for the crime the fucker drank it all without replacing.
So here I am, rustled, drinking a whiskey, rum, vodka, courvoisier sour and trying to get tired.
I worked like a dog all week including watching my youngest son's kid tonight until he went to bed because he was working. At 11 I started a three hour drive to my family's hunting cabin. At 2 I made it, unpacked, my dog is going wild with excitement over grouse season. We both look forward to this all year but it's 3am now, I'm wired, and I need to sleep. I noticed the place and grounds are especially great probably because my brother's friend, who is a two time cancer survivor and recently divorced, has been staying here.
I know I left a really good bourbon there just for an occasion like this. Everything is done so I check the liquor cabinet, it's gone. Everything else is mostly gone as well. Everything from rum, to whiskey, to fucking Jaeger meister has one little sip left at the bottom of the bottle. Like a child that ate all the cookies but left a few partials to cover for the crime the fucker drank it all without replacing.
So here I am, rustled, drinking a whiskey, rum, vodka, courvoisier sour and trying to get tired.
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So let's take another franchise with a loyal, venomous fan-base (who were already comfortable with flexible gender roles) and force-feed them over-the-top pedantic faggotry and completely piss off hundreds of thousands of loyal readers.
Why? Because being ecclectic isn't enough. Being tolerant isn't enough. Being an artist isn't enough. Being iconoclastic isn't enough. You must be force fed interracial faggotry into source material that is already more progressive/controversial than this remake can ever be.
We must just SMASH any kind of art, even if that art probably helps the woke agenda, and make it pedantic, fascissistic faggotry. Like the original Interview With a Vampire wasn't faggy enough? That didn't serve the woke agenda better than this upcoming trash will?
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joz123
Potato del Grande
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When I go to lunch the mexicans in the break area love to blast their mariachi shit from the phone and not use headphones like everyone else. Every day.
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Kolohe
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