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Big Phoenix

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Catalytic converter thieves need to have AR-10s shoved up their asses and their bodies used as suppressors. Mom and a lot of people who where she does had theirs stolen last night.

Also fucking ac man. The replacement blower motor I got and installed for my ac last month decided to shit again. Thank fucking god though it was just the control board and I was able to replace it using the one from my old dead motor.
 
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Aamry

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Like the original Interview With a Vampire wasn't faggy enough? That didn't serve the woke agenda better than this upcoming trash will?
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As I recall, the vampires in the Rice books couldn't fuck anymore, that's why it was only homoerotic and not just gay sex. Maybe I'm thinking of something different, but I really thought they couldn't
 
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lgarthy said:
We must just SMASH any kind of art
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That's really it isn't it? It's modern iconoclasm.
No one actually thinks any of this will be successful in any rational sense of the word. It's not even supposed to be good. If it was actually good people might sort of respect it, even if they don't agree with it. But you can't rub someone's nose in something they respect.
 
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Been putting up a chain link fence on my property for the last 2 weeks, just about done and was gonna wrap on friday and start looking at rescues/shelters this weekend for dogs, except stupid hurricane brought non-stop rain the last 4 days so i couldnt finish the fence ie I couldn't adopt any dogs.

Yeah i know people in florida died and all but not like me bitching about the rain is whats keeping them dead or anything. i can't bring them back, but i could of had some puppers by now.
 
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Had the day off so I decided to shoot some guns. 5 rifles. Needed to test some ladder loads in one, sight in some others, and stress test another one. Got them all loaded up in the truck, loaded up the ammo and the gun cart. Went to the range where I'm a member, went in and got a lane, then I went back out and got all my guns. On my way back in they tell me the rifle range is closed today for maintenance. I mean, I can only be so ticked at maintenance on a monday. But the reason I go in first without all my guns is to make sure they have a lane available. Then the guy doing the work says there's no reason to shut down both sets of rifle ranges so I'm told to go ahead on in. Then someone else comes along and says that basically their customers are retards and they can't trust they won't go into the dark range where the work is being done, so all the rifle ranges must be shut down. Oh but there are 2 guys on the range already and they kept saying they were going to tell them they had to stop.

The thing is, that's not really what rustled my jimmies. The worst part was that I tried to find another place to shoot and apparently this is the only indoor rifle range within any reasonable distance. It's still way too hot to shoot outdoors, especially when it's going to be a full day of shooting.
 
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Campbell1oo4

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Hoss said:
Had the day off so I decided to shoot some guns. 5 rifles. Needed to test some ladder loads in one, sight in some others, and stress test another one. Got them all loaded up in the truck, loaded up the ammo and the gun cart. Went to the range where I'm a member, went in and got a lane, then I went back out and got all my guns. On my way back in they tell me the rifle range is closed today for maintenance. I mean, I can only be so ticked at maintenance on a monday. But the reason I go in first without all my guns is to make sure they have a lane available. Then the guy doing the work says there's no reason to shut down both sets of rifle ranges so I'm told to go ahead on in. Then someone else comes along and says that basically their customers are retards and they can't trust they won't go into the dark range where the work is being done, so all the rifle ranges must be shut down. Oh but there are 2 guys on the range already and they kept saying they were going to tell them they had to stop.

The thing is, that's not really what rustled my jimmies. The worst part was that I tried to find another place to shoot and apparently this is the only indoor rifle range within any reasonable distance. It's still way too hot to shoot outdoors, especially when it's going to be a full day of shooting.
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Dude. Fuck ranges.

Every single time I go something retarded happens, like some guy gives me unsolicated advice or a range officer asks, "Did you oil your firearm? It looks dry."

God forbid you go to a range that only lets you fire once every three seconds.

I deplore ranges. A friend of mine just bought his first pistol and he really wants to go shooting but we live in Atlanta and there is no woods nearby. We have a friend who lives out in the country but his grandpa doesn't want some randos shooting in his woods. I've offered to take the old man out to lunch, no response.

I hate ranges. Hate the people who run it, who are almost always on a power trip. I went to one in Utah and it was run by a retired cop who would just sneer at EVERY LITTLE THING that people did with their firearms, kicking them out for safety violations.

Sorry bro, I didn't serve in the military so I don't have parade ground precision. But neither did the militia who defeated the British.
 
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lol a cop. He should be very tolerant of fucksticks being unsafe with firearms. I wonder if he just bans LEO from the range.
 
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Hoss

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Twitter posts. You read the headline 3 fucking times for some reason.

Big headline
picture
....
so I think, hey that's interesting, lets read more
....
Small headline with the exact same info as the big headline
regular text with the same fucking info as the small and large headlines
half a sentence of more info maybe.


I mean there's lots of text there, you could give plenty of details you cocksuckers.
 
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Aamry

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Campbell1oo4 said:
Dude. Fuck ranges.

Every single time I go something retarded happens, like some guy gives me unsolicated advice or a range officer asks, "Did you oil your firearm? It looks dry."

God forbid you go to a range that only lets you fire once every three seconds.

I deplore ranges. A friend of mine just bought his first pistol and he really wants to go shooting but we live in Atlanta and there is no woods nearby. We have a friend who lives out in the country but his grandpa doesn't want some randos shooting in his woods. I've offered to take the old man out to lunch, no response.

I hate ranges. Hate the people who run it, who are almost always on a power trip. I went to one in Utah and it was run by a retired cop who would just sneer at EVERY LITTLE THING that people did with their firearms, kicking them out for safety violations.

Sorry bro, I didn't serve in the military so I don't have parade ground precision. But neither did the militia who defeated the British.
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If you're willing to make the drive, https://g.page/AppalachianGunRange?share Appalachian gun and pawn is the best range I found when I was in the ATL area.
 
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People in stores who park their fat shopping cart and full rear end in a narrow spot and take their sweet time fidgeting with their purse or staring into the display cases, oblivious that there are 10 people behind them.

I've thought about making a video game out of it, like the point of the game is to piss people off by blocking them in the worst ways and to get killed in the most hideous way possible. Like you block the same guy 3x and he busts out a bazooka and blows you up. Your highest score will be how much "rage" you caused and how many aisles over your guts landed. I think it could be a great teaching tool.
 
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Break said:
People in stores who park their fat shopping cart and full rear end in a narrow spot and take their sweet time fidgeting with their purse or staring into the display cases, oblivious that there are 10 people behind them.

I've thought about making a video game out of it, like the point of the game is to piss people off by blocking them in the worst ways. The point of the game to be killed in the most hideous way possible. Like you blcok the same guy 3x and he busts out a bazooka and blows you up. Your highest score will be how much "rage" you caused and how many aisles over your guts landed. I think it could be a great teaching tool.
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For the DLC you can move things into the parking lot, the final boss is the cart narc guy.
 
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Fogel said:
For the DLC you can move things into the parking lot, the final boss is the cart narc guy.
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lol Park next to a cart corral, then push the cart far away instead of putting it in, earn tactical nuke strike.
 
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Push your cart into the path of someone who is about to leave. Why take a chance on their being a cart narc on duty? Make your own cart narc!
 
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Hoss said:
Push your cart into the path of someone who is about to leave. Why take a chance on their being a cart narc on duty? Make your own cart narc!
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Wedge the cart in the corral sideways to prevent everyone else from returning. Watch the lot fill up with cars sticking their ass in the lane from all the carts half on the lines/curb
 
Hoss

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Since we're brainstorming evil things to do with carts ...

Was it in a cart narc video where he tie wrapped a cart to someone's door handle? I liked that one.
Put some lube or lotion on the handle so the next person who touches it gets slimed.
 
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Was starting to get chilly for a bit, then the weather suddenly turned back warm. Holy shit, there is a goddamn swarm of bullshit all over my house. I just killed almost 40 of these asshole lantern flies, and the second I do, two more just show the fuck up. Fuckers are bumping into me on their way to my damn porch. Not to mention all the fucking stink bugs everywhere that I can’t kill because apparently it just attracts more.

I have orbweavers all over my damn house, but do I see a single asshole caught in a web? Nope. Most useless bitches on the planet right now.
 
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Koushirou said:
Was starting to get chilly for a bit, then the weather suddenly turned back warm. Holy shit, there is a goddamn swarm of bullshit all over my house. I just killed almost 40 of these asshole lantern flies, and the second I do, two more just show the fuck up. Fuckers are bumping into me on their way to my damn porch. Not to mention all the fucking stink bugs everywhere that I can’t kill because apparently it just attracts more.

I have orbweavers all over my damn house, but do I see a single asshole caught in a web? Nope. Most useless bitches on the planet right now.
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