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Aldarion

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You followed a woman out into the parking lot over a cut in line? That's not only asshole behavior, but also completely psycho. You need to seek help. Also, that's a menacing charge which is either a misdemeanor or felony depending on how much of a psycho you were. It is also a good way to get yourself shot.
You arent wrong, not even a little bit.

But it illustrates the problem perfectly. Social deviants like that line jumper get away with it because normal people arent willing to do what it takes to call them out and make them stop. Because the minute you react appropriately to their actions, you're judged as a psycopath by everyone.

Its not really a different situation than our modern politial reality. Nothings gonna get fixed unless someone steps up and starts the boog. But the one who starts the boog gets villainized and shot. Or in this case, arrested for being "menacing".
 
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lgarthy

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You followed a woman out into the parking lot over a cut in line? That's not only asshole behavior, but also completely psycho. You need to seek help. Also, that's a menacing charge which is either a misdemeanor or felony depending on how much of a psycho you were. It is also a good way to get yourself shot.

Pod people.
 

Goatface

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Nothing says happy birthday like automated messages from my boss, accountant, mortgage broker and Tom from Myspace.
 
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Hoss

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Nothing says happy birthday like automated messages from my boss, accountant, mortgage broker and Tom from Myspace.
I like to tell them all I was born Feb 29 and then go ballistic when they wish me happy birthday on Feb 28 or March 1.

Of course, that didn't work this year, but it tends to stop the automated bullshit.
 
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Deathwing

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IT department doesn't like our internal wiki. I don't blame them, it's got some rough edges. But for document revisioning, TWiki is better than nothing.

These clowns convince themselves that it's being imminently dropped. Just dropped, not replaced with something better. But they're not so stupid to dismiss the need for documenting technical procedures. So for the last 1-2 years, they've just been writing shit down in a fucking local Word document. They had to know this was dumb as we, engineering, had to beat it out of them when explicit instructions for setting up a Linux system started diverging(ONE OF THE MAIN FUCKING POINTS FOR REVISIONING).

Now I have the unenvious task of revisioning and automating routine system setup. Actually a fun project, just unhappy about getting a giant project dropped on my lap because other people are idiots and slackers.
 

Fucker

Log Wizard
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Nothing says happy birthday like automated messages from my boss, accountant, mortgage broker and Tom from Myspace.
Mist is so unloved that he doesn't get automated birthday greetings.

:confused:

He's the only person in the history of humanity to send himself rejection letter from his 3rd grade birthday party.

Poor Mist.

:(
 
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Koushirou

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Fucking IRS. Husband never got the first Covid money payment. I tried filing for the rebate on our next years taxes. Got denied because they claim they sent a check. Call up and they said they’ll trace the check and we should hear by mail in 6 weeks the result, but also that it may take longer than usual and to wait to contact them until we received our mail. Naturally, we never received that mail. We did however receive a check for $7 from his 2018 return all the way at our new address in 2023. Call today to see where the trace is and they won’t even answer that, because apparently the deadline has passed a month ago. And this stupid cunt jogger can only ask us “why didn’t we call”. We did you dumb bitch and they told us not to call again until we got our paperwork which they never sent. Also, the fucking deadline shouldn’t apply because we’re not applying for the tax rebate credit; I’d already fucking tried that and was told we weren’t eligible because they claimed they sent our money already. “Well you should have seen the deadline on the news” No you dumb bitch, why did we not get a fucking letter in the mail from you worthless fucks saying either where our check was or hey, there’s a deadline for this shit that you asked about, better check on it. And also this cunt says we were “years late.” No bitch, we’re a month late and we weren’t years late when we initially tried to file the credit or when we called to see where our shit was. Cocksuckers.
 
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Sludig

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Fucking IRS. Husband never got the first Covid money payment. I tried filing for the rebate on our next years taxes. Got denied because they claim they sent a check. Call up and they said they’ll trace the check and we should hear by mail in 6 weeks the result, but also that it may take longer than usual and to wait to contact them until we received our mail. Naturally, we never received that mail. We did however receive a check for $7 from his 2018 return all the way at our new address in 2023. Call today to see where the trace is and they won’t even answer that, because apparently the deadline has passed a month ago. And this stupid cunt jogger can only ask us “why didn’t we call”. We did you dumb bitch and they told us not to call again until we got our paperwork which they never sent. Also, the fucking deadline shouldn’t apply because we’re not applying for the tax rebate credit; I’d already fucking tried that and was told we weren’t eligible because they claimed they sent our money already. “Well you should have seen the deadline on the news” No you dumb bitch, why did we not get a fucking letter in the mail from you worthless fucks saying either where our check was or hey, there’s a deadline for this shit that you asked about, better check on it. And also this cunt says we were “years late.” No bitch, we’re a month late and we weren’t years late when we initially tried to file the credit or when we called to see where our shit was. Cocksuckers.
.... that was 4 years ago cunt latisha on the phone or not. Government fucks up and drops shit all the time. They may be right to not harass them right at 6 weeks mark, but by like 8-10 and every month after. Like if you filed the year after 2020, got told to wait the 6 weeks etc, that still puts you 2 years or so down the chain. Like fuck the IRS by all means, I can tell you some stories from doing some work in their offices. But they arn't going to go out of their way and mass mail letters to everyone that hasn't received their trace or whatever help they were due.

You're one out of probably at least 500k people with issues out of 300 million people which is shuffled in with every dumb jogger and scammer attempting to double dip checks etc. Ya gotta ride them, hell took my wife 1.3 years to get her owed couple months of unemployment from Colorado when she'd already been receiving it and they suddenly cut it for no reason. Which was close to going to the senate office for attention. But similar thing of "well get to you" couple months later, speak to someone else and they say oh yeah all fucked up we will fix, que another 1-2 months, someone else saying everything else was still fucked up theyll really really fix it this time ad nauseum. Social security, sometimes public are dumb fucks and can't listen to what to bring, but other times we see regulars hat spend 10 visits in a couple months trying to straighten shit out.

TLDR: It's your money, but once the .gov has it, you are having to put a lot more actual work into clawing it back than relying on them to get it done, because as we see here, you died of waiting/holding your breath.
 

Koushirou

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.... that was 4 years ago cunt latisha on the phone or not. Government fucks up and drops shit all the time. They may be right to not harass them right at 6 weeks mark, but by like 8-10 and every month after. Like if you filed the year after 2020, got told to wait the 6 weeks etc, that still puts you 2 years or so down the chain. Like fuck the IRS by all means, I can tell you some stories from doing some work in their offices. But they arn't going to go out of their way and mass mail letters to everyone that hasn't received their trace or whatever help they were due.

You're one out of probably at least 500k people with issues out of 300 million people which is shuffled in with every dumb jogger and scammer attempting to double dip checks etc. Ya gotta ride them, hell took my wife 1.3 years to get her owed couple months of unemployment from Colorado when she'd already been receiving it and they suddenly cut it for no reason. Which was close to going to the senate office for attention. But similar thing of "well get to you" couple months later, speak to someone else and they say oh yeah all fucked up we will fix, que another 1-2 months, someone else saying everything else was still fucked up theyll really really fix it this time ad nauseum. Social security, sometimes public are dumb fucks and can't listen to what to bring, but other times we see regulars hat spend 10 visits in a couple months trying to straighten shit out.

TLDR: It's your money, but once the .gov has it, you are having to put a lot more actual work into clawing it back than relying on them to get it done, because as we see here, you died of waiting/holding your breath.

Yeah, I harped on him over and over to call them, but he kept pushing it off, so I'm more than a bit annoyed with him on that. I tried calling a few times myself after, but despite filing jointly that year, they had processed his as if he was still filing single and wouldn't let me have any info on that specifically, otherwise I would have had that shit taken care of easily. More tilted at the fucking attitude this bitch gave us, more than anything. And the fact that our shithead government will poop out shitloads of money for criminals and illegals, but listen to them when they tell us not to call back and then get told we apparently just didn't need that money enough because we're not even a month away from some bullshit deadline that wasn't even listed in the EIP section on their website. Fuckers will except us to keep 10 years of fucking shit they can audit whenever the fuck they feel like it, but not even four years, and sorry, fuck you if you didn't get your shit.
 
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Sludig

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Yeah, I harped on him over and over to call them, but he kept pushing it off, so I'm more than a bit annoyed with him on that. I tried calling a few times myself after, but despite filing jointly that year, they had processed his as if he was still filing single and wouldn't let me have any info on that specifically, otherwise I would have had that shit taken care of easily. More tilted at the fucking attitude this bitch gave us, more than anything. And the fact that our shithead government will poop out shitloads of money for criminals and illegals, but listen to them when they tell us not to call back and then get told we apparently just didn't need that money enough because we're not even a month away from some bullshit deadline that wasn't even listed in the EIP section on their website. Fuckers will except us to keep 10 years of fucking shit they can audit whenever the fuck they feel like it, but not even four years, and sorry, fuck you if you didn't get your shit.
Not to salt the wound, but in your various stories, these seems like a recurring theme with him a bit. Like if you whern't dragging him along to be somewhat productive he'd likely just be doing as little as possible in a trailer somewhere.
 
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Conefed

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Arrive at beach and seemingly out of nowhere there's this giant wart on my stomach. Choices are to cover with bandaid or remove then not swim for 1-4 weeks
 
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Izo

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Arrive at beach and seemingly out of nowhere there's this giant wart on my stomach. Choices are to cover with bandaid or remove then not swim for 1-4 weeks
Probably seb.ker., see a derm. Easy removal.
Also, look at a regular plantar foot wart, 2 mins in he clips it. Om nom nom nom.
 

Conefed

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They want Chicken Minis, but it's Sunday

Next day, walk dog. It comes in, jumps on bed and pisses. No laundry detergent?! After store and starting laundry - day of laundry now instead of beach - head to chicken filet - construction but arrive 10:27 still time for breakfast, parking and drive-through aren't connected at this location for some reason and we're channeled into drive through. It forks but that lane is closed. They take our order. Sorry breakfast stops at 10:30. No thanks, exit is blocked so stuck in drive through. They read the orders back to the cars in front of us. All got breakfast...

I suggest Moe's, they want Taco Bell. They get nachos.

Visit Barnes & Nobles, only have one Warhammer book. It's a reskinned rerelease of a book I already have.
 
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Sylas

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Sweet Gherkins.

I was today years old when I realized these had a name. I called them baby pickles.

I had them once in my early 20s. I was at some fancy dress party and they were an Hors d'oeuvre served along with some sort of fancy charcuterie before we called it charcuterie.

I thought they were delicious, sweet baby pickles. I seriously loved them, couldn't get enough. However, i'm not the type who gets invited to or attends fancy dress parties, and me thinking they were somehow exclusive to fancy dress parties, I never had them again and never really ever thought about them again.

They were referenced on an episode of Brooklyn 99 once (when Jake was attending a fancy dress party with captain holt) and that made me remember them, but that moment was fleeting and they were soon forgotten again.

So i'm out grocery shopping and needing relish for my hotdogs when I see, sitting there in the pickle aisle a jar of sweet gherkins. Apparently that's what they are called. These things have been sitting in the pickle aisle of every damn grocery store on earth for 20+ years and I could have at any fucking time just bought a jar and ate them as much as I wanted. AND they aren't even expensive at all. Even with bidenomic prices these things are only like $3 a jar. They cost less than a bottle of ketchup.

So I bought 5 jars and have been eating them nonstop. Thought I would of got tired of them by now, but nope. They are fucking delicious
 
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