Whats rustling your jimmies?
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These assholes have rustled the jimmies of the Haus.. I give not a single shit about inconveniencing them to have to know extra parking skills.
Not to mention a huge number of cars now can literally park themselves. Just pull up and learn to hit the button instead of trying to manually park a behemoth vehicle if you can't. My car can normal, reverse, and parallel park itself with a button press...
Today's instance was some Oompa loompa looking 5'0 (not even going to mention the race) woman who couldn't manage the full sized suburban she was rolling around in. (with no kids in the vehicle thank God, lest they be forced to be ashamed of their own mother)
Big Phoenix
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So asked my nephew if wanted to go camping next weekend with me and his other uncle.
He basically said unless his mom goes he doesnt feel like going because "im a mommas boy".
I know the kid likes it, last year when we went and his mom and dad came along he enjoyed every minute. But hes tied at the hip to my sister. A bit sad and horrifying as some of the fondest memories of my childhood where going out and doing things I never regularly got to do with my extended family.
He basically said unless his mom goes he doesnt feel like going because "im a mommas boy".
I know the kid likes it, last year when we went and his mom and dad came along he enjoyed every minute. But hes tied at the hip to my sister. A bit sad and horrifying as some of the fondest memories of my childhood where going out and doing things I never regularly got to do with my extended family.
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Minor rustle here but....
Over the spring Coca Cola was doing some kind of cross promotion with Marvel and the MCU. Cans with pictures of apparently all the different MCU heroes. Cool, one would think over a few months maybe you get a little collection or something. Nothing huge, and not even something I'm sure I'd make room somewhere for, but whatever.... Then over the subsequent 3 months (seems to be over now and back to normal cans) :
Over the spring Coca Cola was doing some kind of cross promotion with Marvel and the MCU. Cans with pictures of apparently all the different MCU heroes. Cool, one would think over a few months maybe you get a little collection or something. Nothing huge, and not even something I'm sure I'd make room somewhere for, but whatever.... Then over the subsequent 3 months (seems to be over now and back to normal cans) :
- Each case would only have one particular character on all the cans in that case, no assortment....
- In the months, and going through probably 8 cases of Coke Zero in that time I saw a grand total of TWO different characters...
- Those characters were Black panther and f*inc Shang-chi?!?!?
Siliconemelons
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Haven’t had coke in forever, got some Chinese take out for lunch for the fam and got 2 cans of coke, was some chick with sai’s like Raphael the turtle
Kobayashi
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At work today, didn't have my tools with me. Needed a 10mm socket. Open first technician's toolbox, it's such a disorganized mess I give up after the third drawer. Second technician's box isn't much better, but finally find a set. Look a little closer, it's got everything but a 10mm. Put it back. Oh good, he's got 5 more sets in this drawer. Every last one was missing the 10mm. I'm going to start designing shit that needs an 11mm to spread the misery.
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stupidmonkey
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Edaw
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Can't believe you don't know about this handy little trick.
my dudes.....
$15, and call the problem solved.
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Goatface
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ShakyJake
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I reconnected with an old high school friend a few years ago. We've been texting back and forth for a while now, along with his brothers in a group chat.
Anyway, I've come to the realization that I can't stand this guy. Have you ever known someone who takes absolutely no interest in anything you're doing? Our chat is basically all about whatever he's doing and how awesome it is. If you try to relate and offer a similar experience or interest, you're met with a one-word reply, and that's as far as it goes.
Things came to a head when that same scenario occurred, and he literally got angry that I offered a similar experience. He said something like, "Why do you always have to reply back with something you did?" It's not like I'm going in a completely different direction. For example, if a friend said a TV show was awesome, I might say, "Oh, if you enjoyed that, you should check out this."
And that brings me to another thing: if I recommend a TV show, movie, or game, forget it. He will NEVER check it out. If you recommend something, forget it. It's off whatever list he has. It's like everything has to be his idea, otherwise, forget it.
Anyway, I've come to the realization that I can't stand this guy. Have you ever known someone who takes absolutely no interest in anything you're doing? Our chat is basically all about whatever he's doing and how awesome it is. If you try to relate and offer a similar experience or interest, you're met with a one-word reply, and that's as far as it goes.
Things came to a head when that same scenario occurred, and he literally got angry that I offered a similar experience. He said something like, "Why do you always have to reply back with something you did?" It's not like I'm going in a completely different direction. For example, if a friend said a TV show was awesome, I might say, "Oh, if you enjoyed that, you should check out this."
And that brings me to another thing: if I recommend a TV show, movie, or game, forget it. He will NEVER check it out. If you recommend something, forget it. It's off whatever list he has. It's like everything has to be his idea, otherwise, forget it.
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Burren
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I don’t have contact with a single person from childhood. As an adult, you get to pick people you like and have actual shit in common with. Social media can fuck right off. I’m not interested in a god damn thing pre-adult.
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Palum
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I'm lucky to have a group of people I've known since childhood. However, none of them were people I met in high school. I think you end up already sort of formed in vague abstract ways before then.
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Hoss
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Hoss
Make America's Team Great Again
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Raphael is a dude? Holy shit this completely changes the erotic fanfic I'm writing.
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