Whats rustling your jimmies?
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Burren
Ahn'Qiraj Raider
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Palum
what Suineg set it to
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You're the only poster besides Ossoi I believe looks exactly like their avatar
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Conefed
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Hoss
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I was scrolling around on Amazon prime a few weeks back and found some of those good old skinemax soft core porn movies. So I bookmarked them for a friday night of drinking and light debauchery. I finally got around to them this past weekend. First one I watched was Ghost of the Pirate Queen. A few minutes into the show I realized I'd seen this one many years ago. But fuck it, the chicks were hot. About 10 minutes in I realized there should have already been 2 sex scenes that they completely cut out. We're talking one kiss and then cut to the next scene. I pause it and notice it's 45 minutes long. The original was 90 minutes. Those motherfuckers cut the movie in half. And why? The story is not worth it without the boobies. Prime video is trash. That was a dirty goddamn trick.
I also watched one called Deep in the Valley with Chris Pratt. That one coulda been a classic if they'd done nudity. I checked and that wasn't a case of Prime editing the shit out. That's how they released it.
And the last disappointing film was Bigfoot's Wild Weekend. It could have been worth watching with some nudity. I can't tell if Prime cut it out or it was released without it.
Back to midget porn for me, I guess.
I also watched one called Deep in the Valley with Chris Pratt. That one coulda been a classic if they'd done nudity. I checked and that wasn't a case of Prime editing the shit out. That's how they released it.
And the last disappointing film was Bigfoot's Wild Weekend. It could have been worth watching with some nudity. I can't tell if Prime cut it out or it was released without it.
Back to midget porn for me, I guess.
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There is a Bigfoot Skinemax movie out there. I saw it years ago when I signed up for a service that gave me a free trial of max. It’s hilariously bad, hopefully it fulfills your erotic Bigfoot needs.
Sweet Prudence and the Erotic Adventure of Bigfoot
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Sevens
Log Wizard
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Speaking of Prime...
So every day I do a 20 mile ride on my bike so naturally I have my earbuds in listening to music. I have a prime account and with that you get Prime music. I have a "My likes" playlist with almost 700 songs on it. That is over 45 hours of music but for some GOD DAMNED reason the shuffle feature (you have to shuffle your playlist songs unless you want to pay 10 bucks a month for the upgraded package) plays the same 20 song over and over and over and over.
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Void
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The only thing that could have made that more rustling was if they were actually on Freevee and you had to watch motherfucking commercials every few minutes. God damn I hate Freevee being mixed in with regular Prime shit so much.
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Goatface
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Hoss
Make America's Team Great Again
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Easy solution. Switch to spotify and they will play everything but the songs on your playlist. Guaranteed you will never hear those 20 songs again.
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Hoss
Make America's Team Great Again
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I actually wound up watching Deep in the Valley on another service with commercials because prime wanted me to rent or buy it. I think it was tubi, but not sure.
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Big Phoenix
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Did you just try making a $3000 purchase at a pool company? No i did not try making a $3000 purchase at a pool company.
Fucking thieves. Havent even used my cc anywhere sketchy in the past month, only major retailers and reputable companies. Probably got skimmed somewhere.
Fucking thieves. Havent even used my cc anywhere sketchy in the past month, only major retailers and reputable companies. Probably got skimmed somewhere.
Palum
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And people think I'm crazy when I grope their point of sale device checking for shit.
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Big Phoenix
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Yeah I always give the card readers at gas pumps a once over. Guess it's time to also do it inside Fry's, home depot and Walmart.
Palum
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Exec: "Why did you approve the schedule for go-live without my feedback?"
Me: "There was only one acceptable option, and it's my authority."
Exec: "Well what if I wanted to change it."
Me: "There weren't any alternatives to discuss, and again it's my authority."
Exec: "But I might have wanted to do something different anyway."
Me: "I wouldn't have permitted risking the project in that way."
Exec: "Well next time keep me in the loop since I need to make these decisions."
Me: "These decisions are my purview, not yours."
Exec: "..."
Me: "..."
Exec: "Please just keep me informed."
Me: "You were informed, you got the notice we're discussing now."
Exec: "No I want to be informed first."
Me: "There was only one acceptable option, and it's my authority."
Exec: "Well what if I wanted to change it."
Me: "There weren't any alternatives to discuss, and again it's my authority."
Exec: "But I might have wanted to do something different anyway."
Me: "I wouldn't have permitted risking the project in that way."
Exec: "Well next time keep me in the loop since I need to make these decisions."
Me: "These decisions are my purview, not yours."
Exec: "..."
Me: "..."
Exec: "Please just keep me informed."
Me: "You were informed, you got the notice we're discussing now."
Exec: "No I want to be informed first."
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Dealt with almost 10 minutes of watching hopless vehicular flailing today while shopping, so you can file this under "Salty ass middle aged white guy" problems... But when I seize power and implement this it will be the Haus Mandate.
Before buying ANY motor vehicle you must, at the dealership, and recorded on video :
Before buying ANY motor vehicle you must, at the dealership, and recorded on video :
- Park the vehicle between two cars in a normal sized parking space without touching either car
- Do the same backing the vehicle into the space
- Parallel park
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