Whats rustling your jimmies?

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Burren

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Welp I was going to react with 'truth' but in yet another wtf decision, it's not an option in this thread?!
Unfortunately I cannot drive until the 22nd so I cannot just go do it myself and must depend on the wife. She has a post office very near her job and she thought she was doing me a solid. At this point it is what it is.
Ahh, that’s unfortunate. Yes, she was definitely doing the right thing and being helpful/considerate.
 
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Kajiimagi

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So check this shit out fam, it showed up today! It took 4 fucking days to go from Memphis TN to Charlotte NC. I could walk there in 4 days. Also the new glasses my wife ordered for me for Xmas that were supposed to be here next Thursday....showed up today. USPS, we get to it when we get to it. Because fuck you , that's why (tm).
 
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Aldarion

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Well its the holiday season so its time for my annual jimmie rustle: Bullshit Pie.

You've had it, although you might not know the name.

Its when some mongoloid buys a storebought pie crust, mixes cool whip with some ingredient of their choice, shovels it into the pie crust, and then fucking lies to your face and calls it "cheesecake" or something. Just so fucking gross and fake. Like you know that phrase "fake and gay"? Thats this pie. Fucking fake and gay.

Its fucking pie, people, is nothing sacred?
 
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ToeMissile

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Well its the holiday season so its time for my annual jimmie rustle: Bullshit Pie.

You've had it, although you might not know the name.

Its when some mongoloid buys a storebought pie crust, mixes cool whip with some ingredient of their choice, shovels it into the pie crust, and then fucking lies to your face and calls it "cheesecake" or something. Just so fucking gross and fake. Like you know that phrase "fake and gay"? Thats this pie. Fucking fake and gay.

Its fucking pie, people, is nothing sacred?
Do they per chance work in marketing ?
 

MusicForFish

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Sinus headache for two days now. Feels like my head is going to explode.
Scotch all night, better by the time you wake up from the blackout.
Will Ferrell Scotch GIF by Anchorman Movie
 
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