Whats rustling your jimmies?

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Burren

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Welp I was going to react with 'truth' but in yet another wtf decision, it's not an option in this thread?!
Unfortunately I cannot drive until the 22nd so I cannot just go do it myself and must depend on the wife. She has a post office very near her job and she thought she was doing me a solid. At this point it is what it is.
Ahh, that’s unfortunate. Yes, she was definitely doing the right thing and being helpful/considerate.
 
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Kajiimagi

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So check this shit out fam, it showed up today! It took 4 fucking days to go from Memphis TN to Charlotte NC. I could walk there in 4 days. Also the new glasses my wife ordered for me for Xmas that were supposed to be here next Thursday....showed up today. USPS, we get to it when we get to it. Because fuck you , that's why (tm).
 
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Aldarion

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Well its the holiday season so its time for my annual jimmie rustle: Bullshit Pie.

You've had it, although you might not know the name.

Its when some mongoloid buys a storebought pie crust, mixes cool whip with some ingredient of their choice, shovels it into the pie crust, and then fucking lies to your face and calls it "cheesecake" or something. Just so fucking gross and fake. Like you know that phrase "fake and gay"? Thats this pie. Fucking fake and gay.

Its fucking pie, people, is nothing sacred?
 
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ToeMissile

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Well its the holiday season so its time for my annual jimmie rustle: Bullshit Pie.

You've had it, although you might not know the name.

Its when some mongoloid buys a storebought pie crust, mixes cool whip with some ingredient of their choice, shovels it into the pie crust, and then fucking lies to your face and calls it "cheesecake" or something. Just so fucking gross and fake. Like you know that phrase "fake and gay"? Thats this pie. Fucking fake and gay.

Its fucking pie, people, is nothing sacred?
Do they per chance work in marketing ?
 

Aamry

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Sinus headache for two days now. Feels like my head is going to explode.
 
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MusicForFish

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Sinus headache for two days now. Feels like my head is going to explode.
Scotch all night, better by the time you wake up from the blackout.
Will Ferrell Scotch GIF by Anchorman Movie
 
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Hoss

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One thing that really rustled my jimmies about this election was the states they called for Kamala with 0% reporting seconds after the polls closed. I mean, sure. I didn't think California was going red, but goddammit you have to pretend to count the fucking votes.

I don't recall it happening with any red states but if it did it was also rustling.
 

Palum

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neighbor put up their Christmas tree and outdoor lights already
I live near a guy who does this for a business in the winter (think he does landscaping mostly otherwise) and they now start in October because they have so many clients.

Also if I ever build a house, I'm going to get some integrated RGB lights so I can just change their colors for random holidays.
 
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Hoss

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I live near a guy who does this for a business in the winter (think he does landscaping mostly otherwise) and they now start in October because they have so many clients.

Also if I ever build a house, I'm going to get some integrated RGB lights so I can just change their colors for random holidays.
I got my Thanksgiving lights up now. They look suspiciously like the Christmas lights, the new years lights, the Valentine's lights, the St Patrick's day lights, the cinconde mayo lights, the ......
 
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Bandwagon

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"it's at [address]. Do you want directions?"

"No thanks, I'll forget them anyways. I'll just punch the address into GPS".

"OK..." *Spends 2 minutes giving directions anyways*


God I hate these people.
 
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Lambourne

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These forced, animated, rapid-fire subtitles that people have started to put on videos, often in the middle of the screen.
 
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Aldarion

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The problem isnt the captions.

The problem is the captions are one fucking word long.

The literate human brain cannot process text like that. Its physically painful.
 
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RobXIII

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"it's at [address]. Do you want directions?"

"No thanks, I'll forget them anyways. I'll just punch the address into GPS".

"OK..." *Spends 2 minutes giving directions anyways*


God I hate these people.

Then you look in their car and see this.

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Maximis Velocity

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One thing that really rustled my jimmies about this election was the states they called for Kamala with 0% reporting seconds after the polls closed. I mean, sure. I didn't think California was going red, but goddammit you have to pretend to count the fucking votes.

I don't recall it happening with any red states but if it did it was also rustling.
I noticed Utah was called for Trump with 28% of the vote in.
 
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Void

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Then you look in their car and see this.

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My 65 year old coworker, with an android phone AND gps in his truck, still does this. Well, not the hanging it up from the mirror part, but he goes to Mapquest and prints it out. I've offered to help him figure out his phone or gps several times.

He also has a backup camera on his truck, the kind that comes on automatically obviously (I'm sure they all do), and he never uses it. I've had to yell at him to stop because he's going to hit something he can't see over the back of the bed. A combination of both is the correct way, not only one. But if he were going to choose only one, the camera would be the better choice.
 

Kajiimagi

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Back in the day, I kept a backup stand alone GPS unit in my truck. I had to go look at a project in the NC mountains. The whole area had changed since I'd been there so I needed directions , don't remember the name of the town but Facebook had a data center there. Anyhow phone GPS got me there fine. I wasn't really paying attention to where I was going as much as paying attention to the Phone GPS if that makes sense. Get ready to leave and there was zero cell service there for the phone to pickup the map. I'm sure it's covered in cell towers now but not then .