Well its the holiday season so its time for my annual jimmie rustle: Bullshit Pie.
You've had it, although you might not know the name.
Its when some mongoloid buys a storebought pie crust, mixes cool whip with some ingredient of their choice, shovels it into the pie crust, and then fucking lies to your face and calls it "cheesecake" or something. Just so fucking gross and fake. Like you know that phrase "fake and gay"? Thats this pie. Fucking fake and gay.
Its fucking pie, people, is nothing sacred?