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Bitch yesterday named her children maverick, Phoenix and some other dumb shit. Of course receiving ssi for some reason.Hyphenated first names.
Finally get in to see an ophthalmologist, he does his battery of tests and determines that my eyes are physically/structurally fine I just need a new prescription, at this point i'm basically wearing glasses at pretty much all times to see. Before my incident I only needed to wear glasses to see at night while driving due to glare/lens flare from lights.
I ask about lasik surgery and this motherfucker says "You should think very carefully about getting lasik, sure you are near sighted now but in 10 or 20 years you'll be thankful when you are the only person in your age group who doesn't have to reach for reading glasses to read a book"
"Dude what are you talking about? I now need to wear glasses at pretty much all times to see anything, including reading?"
"Yeah but if you get lasik to correct your vision you'll lose your near sightedness, so when you are older and your vision gets bad again you'll have to wear reading glasses"
"Dude what fucking part of 'I need to wear glasses all the fucking time now including when I read' do you not get?"
This is an Opthamologist, a real eye doctor full MD type, not some optometrist technician who only does eye glasses and shit.
It can still be hot at higher elevations, lots of factors.Sheesh! Stay cold then ya salty bastard! Brhahahah
Having lived in Florida my entire life… i really want to move to a Smokey mountain area to have some actual seasons etc and not stupid stupid hot summers.
Move! MotherFUCK living anywhere it gets that coldIt's -7°f and we have these old people coming in for bird seed or shell corn, and I couldn't hate anybody more than when they say ''stay warm out here''
No you old bastard stay the fuck home for the 2 days for fucks sake.
FIL made that mistake. He was tired of the heat and 'wanted to have some actual seasons' Sold the motel they owned in Florida and moved to the NC mountains and bought another motel. When he told me that 'I moved to Maggie Valley and bought a motel' I interrupted with 'On purpose?!" . He got seasons all right. Nearly fucking bankrupted him.Sheesh! Stay cold then ya salty bastard! Brhahahah
Having lived in Florida my entire life… i really want to move to a Smokey mountain area to have some actual seasons etc and not stupid stupid hot summers.
FIL made that mistake. He was tired of the heat and 'wanted to have some actual seasons' Sold the motel they owned in Florida and moved to the NC mountains and bought another motel. When he told me that 'I moved to Maggie Valley and bought a motel' I interrupted with 'On purpose?!" . He got seasons all right. Nearly fucking bankrupted him.
Homie don't do cold, Homie don't do cold.
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That's the one with blisters right? Assuming so I got it on the bottoms of my feet when swimming as an early teenager. It got nearly to the knee on both legs before someone told me what it was and that it passed by the blisters. I didn't even try the lotions , just will powered myself not to scratch it and it went away in a few weeks.Motherfucking poison oak.
Waited 6 months to clear a patch of it that was on our fence line, so all the leaves would be gone. Took every reasonable precaution. Washed immediately after with poison oak soap.
2 days later its still breaking out in random spots all over my body. Mother fuck. This stuff should be our species #1 target for extinction. Mosquitos can wait. Fuck
I moved somewhere so fucking hot it cannot grow. Don't have mosquitoes or fleas here either. Ahh the high desert. I was 21 degrees this morning though.
I kept getting emails from a company, I don't want to say their name but they rhyme with LAPCORP
Telling me it's time to schedule my fasting labs for my annual bloodwork.
So I do, scheduled it for 7:30am this morning.
Show up this morning , made sure I drank nothing but water cuz it's fasting labs + I am a terrible stick.
They ask me if I have the lab order with me. I say no you should have it since you are the ones telling me we need to schedule them.
'our computer is down , we can only take paper orders'
Weirdly their self check in kiosk worked fine but whatever.
I said don't even begin to tell me you cannot do my labs
'no you'll have to go to another location'
Nearest one is 1+hours away in Las Vegas.
Then I got told I was being rude and they didn't like dealing with rude customers.
But: I believe in voting with my wallet. Wife likes going there as she likes the people , I'm never going there again.