RobXIII
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What will you do with the no-income tenants then? lol /comfort
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Whats rustling your jimmies?
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What will you do with the no-income tenants then? lol /comfort
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Going in for a colonoscopy tomorrow morning, 48 hours in to my clear liquid diet of nothing but broth and jello.
2 hours into the laxative cocktail to fully flush my system and nothing so far. I mean there can't be any food in my system to pass i haven't had anything solid to eat in 2 fucking days, my last solid movement was yesterday and I've had to piss like a racehorse every 30 minutes...
but nope, apparently I've been retaining 5 lbs of hardened shit in my bowels for ages because the cork has been pulled and the flood gates are now open.
Yes im posting this from the shitter, a place I expect to remain for the foreseeable future.
2 hours into the laxative cocktail to fully flush my system and nothing so far. I mean there can't be any food in my system to pass i haven't had anything solid to eat in 2 fucking days, my last solid movement was yesterday and I've had to piss like a racehorse every 30 minutes...
but nope, apparently I've been retaining 5 lbs of hardened shit in my bowels for ages because the cork has been pulled and the flood gates are now open.
Yes im posting this from the shitter, a place I expect to remain for the foreseeable future.
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Siliconemelons
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Yeah… that combo of mura and duco - lax’s in in an insane amount- everything goes, and it is not instant, you think “oh I must be cleared out” then “ VROOM”
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And then, and after the procedure, you get to experience the "liquid firehose of shit"....
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Kobayashi
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Completely rustled by the crackhead who wired up my house. I've got some contractors doing work on the exterior and with things being wet, we get the occasional GFCI trip. It's been a fun adventure playing "find the tripped gfci." Turns out, I've got a GFCI upstream of the exterior outlet at the front door in the basement on the opposite side of the house. That circuit somehow also meanders through the first floor washroom. The two outlets in the rear of the house 10 feet from each other? Well, one of those goes to a random plug in my living room for some reason that had a gfci I never noticed. The other meanders to the garage gfci and then makes its way up to the second floor guest bathroom. I genuinely feel like it was way more work creating this convoluted mess than it would have been to just wire things up in a logical fashion.
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