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RobXIII

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Actually no...
Because my grandparents adopted and raised me so legally I was their "5th kid". The house is in a living trust my grandmother set up. When the day comes my mother is no longer with us, the house falls to the remaining child, being me.

What will you do with the no-income tenants then? lol /comfort
 
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Sylas

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Going in for a colonoscopy tomorrow morning, 48 hours in to my clear liquid diet of nothing but broth and jello.

2 hours into the laxative cocktail to fully flush my system and nothing so far. I mean there can't be any food in my system to pass i haven't had anything solid to eat in 2 fucking days, my last solid movement was yesterday and I've had to piss like a racehorse every 30 minutes...

but nope, apparently I've been retaining 5 lbs of hardened shit in my bowels for ages because the cork has been pulled and the flood gates are now open.

Yes im posting this from the shitter, a place I expect to remain for the foreseeable future.
 
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Siliconemelons

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Yeah… that combo of mura and duco - lax’s in in an insane amount- everything goes, and it is not instant, you think “oh I must be cleared out” then “ VROOM”
 
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Haus

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Yeah… that combo of mura and duco - lax’s in in an insane amount- everything goes, and it is not instant, you think “oh I must be cleared out” then “ VROOM”
And then, and after the procedure, you get to experience the "liquid firehose of shit"....
 
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Kobayashi

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Completely rustled by the crackhead who wired up my house. I've got some contractors doing work on the exterior and with things being wet, we get the occasional GFCI trip. It's been a fun adventure playing "find the tripped gfci." Turns out, I've got a GFCI upstream of the exterior outlet at the front door in the basement on the opposite side of the house. That circuit somehow also meanders through the first floor washroom. The two outlets in the rear of the house 10 feet from each other? Well, one of those goes to a random plug in my living room for some reason that had a gfci I never noticed. The other meanders to the garage gfci and then makes its way up to the second floor guest bathroom. I genuinely feel like it was way more work creating this convoluted mess than it would have been to just wire things up in a logical fashion.
 
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Kajiimagi

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Depending on the age of the house : That was probably the code at the time. At one time, you only needed (1) circuit with GFCI protection in the entire house. All the bathrooms/exterior outlets were on that one circuit. It was 100% by the code at that time. Stupid? You betcha but it was the code.
 

Hoss

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Three of my four back molars were destroyed because of how impacted they were from my wisdom teeth, this happened some time in the very early 2000's and I didn't have the cash to think about implants for them all, so I'm just dealing with those back couple on the bottom not being there. Only back molar I have left is upper right. It also caused a change in my jaw disposition over time, leading to a snoring issue and stuff, but that's another story and not nearly jimmy rustling territory. heh

Odd bit would be that when that back bottom left crown came off (with a chunk of tooth) as an interim work around I reaffixed the crown using a thermally moldable plastic called "Instamorph". I used too much plastic so pressed the overage back behind the crown and gave myself a DIY bridge essentially... It's "holds on" to the solid tooth in front of it, and is removable...

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You should cast your own replacement teeth. Ask the dentist for the mold. What metals do you work with?
 

Haus

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You should cast your own replacement teeth. Ask the dentist for the mold. What metals do you work with?
None I'd cast teeth out of yet. But for that I could easily step up and buy some gold to melt. With the way implants work the implant base could also have a post on it instead of a crown/fake tooth. Then I could easily produce a functional bridge. I've actually thought through this, but figure the normal implant should work for now. Until I need a tooth with a hidden compartment and such. heh
 

BunkyChutt

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Still having to defend trump from his haters. I was hoping him winning would shut Reddit tfu. But bastards still put him down. It’s only onhere. Irl everyone loves trump and especially did leading up to him being sworn in because yunno he was going to do great things! And by god he will deliver on his promises still!
 
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Haus

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Still having to defend trump from his haters. I was hoping him winning would shut Reddit tfu. But bastards still put him down. It’s only onhere. Irl everyone loves trump and especially did leading up to him being sworn in because yunno he was going to do great things! And by god he will deliver on his promises still!
The fact is the hardcore believers on both ends won't ever stop. The war is for the hearts and minds of the 60-80% in the middle. Reddit is dyed in the wool blue now, and I don't think anything will change that. Thanks to a judge in MA forcing Elon to not back out of the Twitter acquisition the Red team has essentially built it's social media bastion there.
 
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RobXIII

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The fact is the hardcore believers on both ends won't ever stop. The war is for the hearts and minds of the 60-80% in the middle. Reddit is dyed in the wool blue now, and I don't think anything will change that. Thanks to a judge in MA forcing Elon to not back out of the Twitter acquisition the Red team has essentially built it's social media bastion there.

Reddit perma-banned ME for being too far right in several main forums, including /r/news. I'll let that sink in. It's beyond redemption as long as the unpaid mods are still failed human beings in their parents basements (See this hilarious Fox News interview with one mod, complete with MAAM energy LOL )


I still think Trump is not a good human when it comes to family values/morals, but I'm rooting for him and support all his actions so far 100%.
 
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TBT-TheBigToe

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I am fuck tired of this.
It needs to stop.

Bacon in Canada;

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Canadian Bacon is an AMERICAN name for what we call Back Bacon;

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I have lived in BC (West coast), Alberta, Ontario, and Nova Scotia (East Coast) and this has remained true in every eatery I have been.

Tariffs? Pshaw, this is the issue that matters!
 
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Hoss

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Reddit perma-banned ME for being too far right in several main forums, including /r/news.
Were you repeating things you read here looking for advice on how to argue with us?
 
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Palum

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Text notification reads:

"Thank you for requesting your One-Time Password. Your One-Time Password is 189..."

Staring Episode 2 GIF by The Office


NOW I HAVE TO UNLOCK MY PHONE BECAUSE YOU FAGGOTS COULDN'T ABBREVIATE.
 
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RobXIII

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NOW I HAVE TO UNLOCK MY PHONE BECAUSE YOU FAGGOTS COULDN'T ABBREVIATE.

I get on average 3-4 voicemails a day* from our kids middle school. Each one is over 60 seconds. 55 of that is spent on the lady enunciating each of her 4 names, and her 20 word title. EVERY SINGLE VOICEMAIL.

My true rustle though is what happened to journalism. I'm too tired to complain about it in general so I'll biatch about game journalism. I found some old Game Informers from 2007, and they make awesome bathroom reading. They would have a huge 8 page article double-sided about things like Dead Space and how it's being developed. Interviews with individual artists, the publisher, where they got their ideas from, and a breakdown of the demo they got to play and new things it brings to the genre.

What we get now just pales so much in comparison, and is rife with politics. People just slap on the title and say I'm a GAME journalist! No, you just picked a hobby at random to make some youtube videos, you have trouble telling the truth and aren't helping. Professionalism is dead. Long life enshittification.

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*Our bus drivers quit daily, so we get a morning and afternoon call to tell us the busses are fucked lol
 
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Sevens

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I get on average 3-4 voicemails a day* from our kids middle school. Each one is over 60 seconds. 55 of that is spent on the lady enunciating each of her 4 names, and her 20 word title. EVERY SINGLE VOICEMAIL.

My true rustle though is what happened to journalism. I'm too tired to complain about it in general so I'll biatch about game journalism. I found some old Game Informers from 2007, and they make awesome bathroom reading. They would have a huge 8 page article double-sided about things like Dead Space and how it's being developed. Interviews with individual artists, the publisher, where they got their ideas from, and a breakdown of the demo they got to play and new things it brings to the genre.

What we get now just pales so much in comparison, and is rife with politics. People just slap on the title and say I'm a GAME journalist! No, you just picked a hobby at random to make some youtube videos, you have trouble telling the truth and aren't helping. Professionalism is dead. Long life enshittification.

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*Our bus drivers quit daily, so we get a morning and afternoon call to tell us the busses are fucked lol
Wait a min, aren't you some DEI loving, die hard Trump hating, libtard?
Too bad we don't have a search feature.
Anyways, it's all your fault. Or not.
 
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