Whats rustling your jimmies?

Siliconemelons

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Oh, like one of those "men are pigs" scenes?

No idea, it just seemed like some random conversation - seemed like something we watched before.. so i asked and she is like no it’s not something we have seen! Stop thinking we have seen them all!

If the dudes in the movies do anything that is frustrating she just huffs “you men!”

Just say "god my mother was right about you". Should ease the tension.

They say you marry your mom… my wife is my dad 90percent..obs not the woman movie part, replace w westerns lol
 

Haus

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They say you marry your mom… my wife is my dad 90percent..
Bigger or smaller package though?

OK kids, grab snacks and settle in, it's time for "Story Time with Pissed Off Haus" (skip to the bottom for the TLDR)

I have had a medical condition which will cause me to occasionally get a cyst here or there. Been dealing with it for years. But since the cycle is "cyst forms, cyst bursts before I can get an appointment with dr, Dr says she can't do a lot of analysis without having a sample from it" it's been rustling my jimmies for a while. Once in the past I had the remnants of one of the big ones surgically removed, that was also rustling, but the surgeon was great (that comes back into play here in a second)
This week I have one come up, but it doesn't "come to a head", so I call my dr. , miracle of modern miracles she can get me in the next morning early. I go in, she takes one look and is immediately "Let me text the surgeon who handled the last one, that's too close to a couple important nerves and an artery for me to want to have a go at it." So we're finally going to get one we can get a proper biopsy/culture from, but I'll have to schedule it. She calls in a prescription for an antibiotic and I leave.
While driving home my Dr calls me. "She's doing her surgeries today at the hospital up in Plano, head up there, check in at the emergency room, she's expecting you". Hot damn. I'm thinking this might end up being a story in the pickle tickle thread! Swing by the house and grab Mrs. Haus Mrs. Haus and head up there.
I get there and check in, And the put me in a room. One of the emergency room Dr's comes in to take a look/poke at it. Sure enough, they poke and it decides it's time to blow it's wad. The Dr is just ready to clean me up and call it a day. I have to TELL THEM to get a wound culture kit and collect a culture. They then screw around with things until it gets too late for the surgeon to work me in. So they tell me I'll need to spend the night and get it taken care of in the morning.
But I explain to them that "since it's now drained itself I don't even really need the surgery. I know the pattern. Once drained, it's nasty for a day or two, then a hard lump which heals up." They insist that since it's an infection I need to stay overnight for IV antibiotics, and discuss with the surgeon in the morning. I figure one night of the IV can't hurt. Don't get shit for sleep, IV insertion was a damn 4" long prong into a vein that hurts the whole time I have it and nobody there gives a single shit when this fact is brought up. They also decide that since the surgeon might still want to do the surgery (even though she already said on the phone that if it's drained there no need) I can't eat or drink water after midnight.
Next morning hits... the Dr on rounds comes in and tells me that yeah, I definitely need to stay in the hospital for 3 days of IV antibiotics. I tell him the bolded/underlined bit above. He takes off, they still have 2 other specialists I need to talk to, end up spending most all of Saturday there. And could have easily buttoned up and left Friday just after dinner..

TLDR : Haus thinks the vast majority of medical professionals are idiots.
 
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TLDR : Haus thinks the vast majority of medical professionals are idiots.

first time GIF
 
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Sounds like the cyst/abscess was close to vital tissue. Thus iv ab was warranted. I donno, Haus Haus , is it possible you're a big baby, iv cath pain? :) Pyoderma gangrenosum, mebbe.
 

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Sounds like the cyst/abscess was close to vital tissue. Thus iv ab was warranted. I donno, Haus Haus , is it possible you're a big baby, iv cath pain? :) Pyoderma gangrenosum, mebbe.
The IV wasn't some debilitating pain, but it was a constant nagging stinging (even when the IV wasn't attached/flowing). So simply rustling the jimmies. In the end the fact that it opened and expressed it's goop on it's own. It's following the pattern I have had with these for years now. Now 36 or so hours post drainage it's a slightly swollen area with no redness and a forming small hard lump. Which I am used to. My Primary care Dr, and the surgeon both knew this. It ended up feeling a lot like the hospital staff and staff physician was trying to find things to justify keeping me around for a few days. Either way, home and healing up now. I'll schedule time with the surgeon later to talk about if she feels the remaining cystic structure needs to be removed.

As for what they look like, and current theories with my Dr, they aren't as "ulcerous" as that condition you postulated, they closely resemble sebaceous cysts, but end up filled with a nasty combination of puss/blood when they drain/open, but don't have the contents normally associated with sebaceous cysts. In the end I'm just happy to have finally gotten a culture of the discharge and hoping that provides a clue when the thing finished culturing in a couple days.

The thing rustling the jimmies today is that apparently my W key on my keyboard is dying.. So I'm back to "normal" things for me to whine about.
 
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I moved from the US South in 2014 and moved to the Las Vegas area. In the south there is a chain of stored called 'Bojangles' that serve spicy southern chicken. It's a wanna be Popeyes but in my opinion it's better. Every time I had to go home I went to Bojangles as much as possible.

They do not have this in the Las Vegas area, until now. There have been 2 stores open in Vegas since late January and I was able to go there yesterday. It was such a major disappointment. It's a fucking chicken tender / sandwich shop. If I was a child and liked chicken tenders that would be fine but I'm not. Jimmies SOOOO rustled. Wife was very rustled too. Well at least I don't ever have to go back.
 
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Kaige

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I go to check the tracking info on packages, and immediately after I look at the UPS/FedEx site, I get an email notification from the store/vendor telling me my package is on the way.
 

Siliconemelons

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Only a fairly minor rustle, mostly because all us poors have accepted life...but anywho

News Article "How NAME found peace and solace living a quiet life in the TROPICAL ISLAND NATION #4 after HE LOST IT ALL IN THE MARKET CRASH IN THE 1980s!"

Bro... I want to LOOSE IT ALL and then hop off to some island nation and live out the rest of my days... wtf
 

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Only a fairly minor rustle, mostly because all us poors have accepted life...but anywho

News Article "How NAME found peace and solace living a quiet life in the TROPICAL ISLAND NATION #4 after HE LOST IT ALL IN THE MARKET CRASH IN THE 1980s!"

Bro... I want to LOOSE IT ALL and then hop off to some island nation and live out the rest of my days... wtf
Nothing stopping you. Save up $50k and go. That plus working at a bar and you're set.
 
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Can we fucking stop with this retard shoe sole size? Who is this for? All top brands are doing this now… I just want a sneaker not these abominations.
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Can we fucking stop with this retard shoe sole size? Who is this for? All top brands are doing this now… I just want a sneaker not these abominations.
My GF has some sneaks with giant soles. Makes sense for women because most of them are short. One of her sneaks has nearly 3 inches of lift in the rear and 2.75 in the front. She's 5 foot even. She was pretty excited to get them.

Me? I outweigh her 2 to 1 and all I want is no cushion and well built. Flexible and grippy sole, too. No lift.

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