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Whats rustling your jimmies?
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Hoss
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Big Phoenix
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Some people really need to be left in a shallow ditch.
Out shooting in the desert today. Hear a boom from some explosive fairly close by. Turn around and see this;
Some inbred fucking retards put a homemade explosive inside a fridge some other inbred fucking retard brought out there and detonated it. Of course they panicked like the retards they are and immediately threw their shit in their red 4 door sedan and drove off once they realized what they did.
Ended up walking over and moved burnable junk that was touching it. Thankfully it burned itself out, it could have very easily started a big brush fire.
Out shooting in the desert today. Hear a boom from some explosive fairly close by. Turn around and see this;
Some inbred fucking retards put a homemade explosive inside a fridge some other inbred fucking retard brought out there and detonated it. Of course they panicked like the retards they are and immediately threw their shit in their red 4 door sedan and drove off once they realized what they did.
Ended up walking over and moved burnable junk that was touching it. Thankfully it burned itself out, it could have very easily started a big brush fire.
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Palum
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Ran into
zombiewizardhawk
today at the gas station. Just started pumping and this faggot in a literal wizard hat comes to to me and asks me if I can give him a ride. I tell him no, so he starts flipping out saying everyone here is selfish blah blah. I say "teleport yourself back to where you came from then, faggot." and he didn't know how to respond so he went back inside the market to complain to other people.
zombiewizardhawk
today at the gas station. Just started pumping and this faggot in a literal wizard hat comes to to me and asks me if I can give him a ride. I tell him no, so he starts flipping out saying everyone here is selfish blah blah. I say "teleport yourself back to where you came from then, faggot." and he didn't know how to respond so he went back inside the market to complain to other people.- 7
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Big Phoenix
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Siliconemelons
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As a former SCCM admin… I feel my entire job was created when a VP got a reboot in the middle of some meeting and when he flipped out on the IT VP and was told that the only real way to manage windows updates was SCCM and we didn’t have it, but old WSUS - this was a few years before intune
Hoss
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Guessing your system is managed by your company? Is that what you get when they let you sign up for delayed updates? Does it force you to update or just nag you?
Big Phoenix
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This is my computer at home. Windows will not let you skip or not update anymore. It will eventually force you to update.
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Hoss
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Not experiencing that problem on Windows 7 Pro.
Although I do occasionally get a nag screen telling me my software isn't supported anymore. Like I give a fuck. I actually paid for this OS, I'm using it for as long as I fucking can and then I'm going back to the high seas for the next one.
Although I do occasionally get a nag screen telling me my software isn't supported anymore. Like I give a fuck. I actually paid for this OS, I'm using it for as long as I fucking can and then I'm going back to the high seas for the next one.
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Wantonsoup95
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Caught the norovirus and I've never projectile vomited like this in my life. Getting sick post 40 just feels like death.
RobXIII
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Wantonsoup95
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No. I'll never go on a cruise. Wife works in an old folks home so she brought it home for me.
Hoss
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I hear STDs run rampant in old folks homes. Better hope norovirus is all she brings home.
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Haus
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Just wait until you catch the version that has you projectile vomiting, and geyser shitting diarrheic poop soup... at the same time. I hope you have an easy to clean shower.
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Wantonsoup95
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Exactly whet it was, pulled muscles puking so hard. Puking like you're doing warcries underwater.
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Siliconemelons
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I have had the double trouble a few times in my life, it is no fun... but the worst is when your body is like "Hey... ganna barf.... hey... get ready...get ready... NOOO you cant start it, NOOO control for you... get ready....soon... soo NOW NOW OAGHASHDIASHJNFISJFISJFWEKLMFEKWINR@#!KDWEOMG!"
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ToeMissile
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I woke up at 2 am once feeling terrible, tried going back to sleep. 30 minutes later I book it to the bathroom trying to decided if I should like or shit first and if I could hold into the other at the same time.
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Siliconemelons
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Wife watching some woman movie, and gets mad at ME for what one of the male characters does.
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