Whats rustling your jimmies?

Eomer

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Gravy_sl said:
No. I want to know what he was actually ticketed for.
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Dunno where that happened, but many of the distracted driving regulations that banned hand held cell phone use also prohibit drivers from eating while driving (a different article said snacks are okay, but a meal isn't, I have no fucking idea where the line is drawn there).

Although it looks like the dumbfuck had unpaid parking tickets:Comedian Tricks Cops With iPhone Cookies - Business Insider

But the comedian's plan was derailed when the officer discovered there was a warrant out to arrest Liedtke for unpaid parking tickets. About ten hours after being pulled over, Liedtke admitted defeat.
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What a moron.
 
Mures

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All the Christmas car commercials as if everyone should just go out and buy a new car for themselves every christmas. A cadillac one I saw during mnf the other night said, "You deserve a cadillac." Oh ok then, I guess I can just walk into a cadillac dealership and receive the car I so rightly deserve.
 
Void

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Depending upon what state it is, it could easily be "distracted driving." Some states it doesn't matter if you are on the phone, blatantly holding a cookie to your ear to make it look like a phone, doing your makeup, eating lunch, etc.

Most are still specifically about phones still, but perhaps it is one of those situations where the cop says it looks enough like a phone to him, and the driver was clearly intending to flaunt the law with it, so here's a ticket, you can stand in front of a judge and explain yourself if you feel like fighting it. If I were a cop, depending upon my mood and the attitude the driver had when I pulled him over, I'd either laugh or give him the ticket as stated above. If it gets thrown out by the judge, that's fine with me, all I did was waste your time just like you wasted mine.

EDIT: Eomer beat me to it.
 
Alasliasolonik

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Getting new carpet installed on Monday and having to move every fucking knick nack that my wife has everywhere. I have the same amount of crap on my desk but its not the same. This includes a pre-russling knowing the installers will fuck something up and make it more then a half a day job.
 
Gravel

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People that slow down 500 yards before making their turn, thereby causing me to be driving 5-15 miles below the speed limit the entire time. The worst part is it happens so often that I can tell that they're getting ready to turn long before their turn signal comes on (if they even use it). I don't know why this bothers me so much. I'm probably just an impatient driver.

Related are those that don't get over into the turn lane all the way until they've basically already turned. Get the fuck out of my lane asshole! These people generally overlap with the first.
 
Xequecal

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mures_sl said:
All the Christmas car commercials as if everyone should just go out and buy a new car for themselves every christmas. A cadillac one I saw during mnf the other night said, "You deserve a cadillac." Oh ok then, I guess I can just walk into a cadillac dealership and receive the car I so rightly deserve.
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Even worse are all the "credit amnesty" car commercials with testimonials from absolute train wrecks of individuals. "I can't even make the minimum payments on my credit cards, but (insert dealership here) got me approved for a new car!"
 
McCheese

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Xequecal_sl said:
Even worse are all the "credit amnesty" car commercials with testimonials from absolute train wrecks of individuals. "I can't even make the minimum payments on my credit cards, but (insert dealership here) got me approved for a new car!"
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Similarly, these shady "Rent-a-Center" types of stores that encourage people with no/shitty credit to finance enormous televisions and other completely unnecessary luxury goods.
 
Ichu

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I was playing with the spring of my girlfriends clip on sunglasses this morning while she drove me to work and they fell between the console and the seat. So wasn't worth it...
 
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Prophecies , if your prophecies are fail . You should go jump in a wood chipper . That would clear out a lot of bullshit on the internets
 
Jait

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Kids and toddler toys sold out bought by the thousands by neckbearded faggots who sell them on ebay/amazon for 300-600% markups
 
Soygen

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Elurin_sl said:
Related are those that don't get over into the turn lane all the way until they've basically already turned. Get the fuck out of my lane asshole! These people generally overlap with the first.
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These people are the fucking worst.
 
Neki

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When someone asks me for the reason and help them clean their computer because it is 'very slow' and they don't understand why because they just visit 'the occasional site and facebook'.

Upon switching it on, to be greeted with something akin to this

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Rustled
 
Mures

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Xequecal_sl said:
Even worse are all the "credit amnesty" car commercials with testimonials from absolute train wrecks of individuals. "I can't even make the minimum payments on my credit cards, but (insert dealership here) got me approved for a new car!"
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You should see the "deals" those people are getting.
 
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