Whats rustling your jimmies?

Eomer · Sep 3, 2014

Electricity frightens me.

Nostrovia_sl · Sep 3, 2014

Eomer_sl said:
Electricity frightens me.

Shocker...

Aaron · Sep 4, 2014

"Sent from my iPad/iPhone" automatic signatures. Why the flying fuck is this needed? It just serves to stroke the ego of the pretentious fucks that own Apple products.

Famm · Sep 4, 2014

Its probably intended as free marketing.

Ritley · Sep 4, 2014

Only thing I can think of is to explain typos and grammatical issues

Aaron · Sep 4, 2014

Never seen this "free marketing" in other e-mails.

Lejina · Sep 4, 2014

It's an option that is on by default on iphones. The sig is there if the user is clueless or cant be bothered to switch it off.

Aaron · Sep 4, 2014

So, only idiots and duchebags leave it on. Good to know.

McCheese · Sep 4, 2014

It's not just iPhones that do it. I have a Motorola and it does the same thing.

Soygen · Sep 4, 2014

aaron_sl said:
"Sent from my iPad/iPhone" automatic signatures. Why the flying fuck is this needed? It just serves to stroke the ego of the pretentious fucks that own Apple products.

I made my email sig on my Android to "Sent from my (not an) iPhone."

What can I say; I'm a badass.

Khane · Sep 4, 2014

Albums that are only available digitally through iTunes. Why the fuck can't you put that shit on Amazon so I don't have to install the shitty iTunes software or jump through retarded hoops to buy your album? Guess what dingleberries, I woulda payed cold hard cash for your music but instead now I'm going to pirate that shit. Fuck iTunes and fuck Apple.

Cad · Sep 4, 2014

Soygen_sl said:
I made my email sig on my Android to "Sent from my (not an) iPhone."

What can I say; I'm a badass.

iphone hate is so edgy. I bet it gets all the chicks wet.

TrollfaceDeux · Sep 4, 2014

Some old lady bumped into my sprite box and started swearing.

Khane · Sep 4, 2014

What the fuck is a sprite box?

Eomer · Sep 4, 2014

aaron_sl said:
So, only idiots and duchebags leave it on. Good to know.

Most of the ones I see these days just say "Sent from my mobile device", to excuse brevity, spelling, etc. Which makes perfect sense if you're a professional.

Big Phoenix · Sep 4, 2014

Arizona loses bid for $5 billion Tesla plant

This kind of shit is rustling my jimmies. States are in a dumbass race to the bottom who can kiss the most ass to companies.

Deathwing · Sep 4, 2014

Free market bro.

Hoss · Sep 4, 2014

Dr. Mario Speedwagon_sl said:
In my upstairs bathroom, the light switch closest to the door turns on the fan and the next one turns on the light. In my downstairs bathroom, it's the opposite. I always flip the wrong god damn switch first in both bathrooms.

This made me laugh because I have 3 switches in my bathroom, and only one does anything. But i don't know which one because i always just flip them all.

The only thing that rustles my jimmies over that is that i want 2 more things in bathroom that i can put on switches.

Agraza · Sep 4, 2014

Yea, I don't like that shit either. But it's been happening for a while now, and it's global. Transportation is so cheap and quick these days that you don't have to build your infrastructure next door.

Denamian · Sep 5, 2014

Stupid motherfuckers who don't know where the mic on their phone is and constantly cover it so I can't understand them. Then they get pissed off when I tell them they're doing it and refuse to stop, forcing me to ask them to repeat themselves constantly. If it wasn't for work I'd just tell them to call back when they figure out how to properly use a phone, then hang up.