What's the worst movie you've seen at the theatre?

Agraza_sl said:

Lucas had a good trilogy and a bad trilogy. So did Jackson. You can't have two good movie trilogies from the same guy. It's a law of the universe. George Miller gets around the problem by not actually linking his movies together. So we'll get six good Mad Max films, but no trilogies.

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Indiana Jones?

Hoss_sl said:

He said trilogy, not a good movie followed by increasingly terrible money grab sequels.

In all seriousness, doesn't it have to have a coherent overall story arc to be a trilogy? The Indiana Jones movies were just sequels in my mind.

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trilogy is from the latin word for 3. it means the the 3 films were part of a set. crystal skull fucked that idea and turned the trilogy into a series. and badmouthing last crusade should be a bannable offense.

Grizzlebeard_sl said:

Caravan of Courage: An Ewok Adventure

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While certainly shitty, this was a television movie.

Last Crusade was good, you're on drugs.

Last crusade is great. My favorite of the triology.

Highschool High

Hoss_sl said:

Last crusade was bad enough that I didn't even see crystal skull, and i forget about it.

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Go, fuck yourself.

last crusade was really solid. it's a classic, and all american children should be required to see it as part of their cultural indoctrination.

The Last Crusade wasn't as good as Raiders, but it's still a damn good movie. Some of the people here have God fucking awful taste in movies.

Sterling_sl said:

While certainly shitty, this was a television movie.

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Not in England. They released it in the cinemas here. I clearly hadn't had my fill of those lovable little Ewoks after Jedi.

The Thin Red Line

The Thin Red Line IMDb

I've seen some stinkers but this is the ONLY movie I have walked out of in a theater.

Well at least now we have conclusive proof Hoss is a troll account.

Anyone who thinks Highlander 2 : The Quickening and Highlander : Endgame are terrible movies (which they are) has clearly never seen Highlander : The Source, it makes these movies almost shine by comparison. It's like going beyond the event horizon of bad movies. You return as Sam Neil. Except you know why you want to pull your eyes out. I highly recommend checking out reviews online (Spoony's is a classic).