What's the worst movie you've seen at the theatre?

Ambiturner · Jun 9, 2015

Agraza_sl said:
Lucas had a good trilogy and a bad trilogy. So did Jackson. You can't have two good movie trilogies from the same guy. It's a law of the universe. George Miller gets around the problem by not actually linking his movies together. So we'll get six good Mad Max films, but no trilogies.

Indiana Jones?

Hoss · Jun 9, 2015

He said trilogy, not a good movie followed by increasingly terrible money grab sequels.

In all seriousness, doesn't it have to have a coherent overall story arc to be a trilogy? The Indiana Jones movies were just sequels in my mind.

Chukzombi · Jun 9, 2015

Hoss_sl said:
He said trilogy, not a good movie followed by increasingly terrible money grab sequels.

In all seriousness, doesn't it have to have a coherent overall story arc to be a trilogy? The Indiana Jones movies were just sequels in my mind.

trilogy is from the latin word for 3. it means the the 3 films were part of a set. crystal skull fucked that idea and turned the trilogy into a series. and badmouthing last crusade should be a bannable offense.

Hoss · Jun 9, 2015

Last crusade was bad enough that I didn't even see crystal skull, and i forget about it.

Sterling · Jun 9, 2015

Grizzlebeard_sl said:
Caravan of Courage: An Ewok Adventure

/thread

While certainly shitty, this was a television movie.

Gavinmad · Jun 9, 2015

Last Crusade was good, you're on drugs.

ohkcrlho · Jun 9, 2015

Last crusade is great. My favorite of the triology.

kaxfenix · Jun 9, 2015

Highschool High

Leadsalad · Jun 9, 2015

Hoss_sl said:
Last crusade was bad enough that I didn't even see crystal skull, and i forget about it.

Go, fuck yourself.

Mist · Jun 9, 2015

Hoss_sl said:
Last crusade was bad enough that I didn't even see crystal skull, and i forget about it.

Hoss · Jun 9, 2015

I was considering it, but now if I do, it'll look like I'm scared of mist. Now I have to claim that Last Crusade would make the top 10,000 worst big budget hollywood movies of all time.

Agraza · Jun 9, 2015

last crusade was really solid. it's a classic, and all american children should be required to see it as part of their cultural indoctrination.

Mist · Jun 9, 2015

Hoss_sl said:
I was considering it, but now if I do, it'll look like I'm scared of mist. Now I have to claim that Last Crusade would make the top 10,000 worst big budget hollywood movies of all time.

You could say you're scared of Jules Winnfield/Samuel L. Jackson instead.

etchazz · Jun 10, 2015

The Last Crusade wasn't as good as Raiders, but it's still a damn good movie. Some of the people here have God fucking awful taste in movies.

Hoss · Jun 10, 2015

etchazz_sl said:
The Last Crusade wasn't as good as Raiders, but it's still a damn good movie. Some of the people here have God fucking awful taste in movies.

It wasn't as good as raiders and wasn't good enough to make up for Temple of Doom.

Grizzlebeard_sl · Jun 10, 2015

Sterling_sl said:
While certainly shitty, this was a television movie.

Not in England. They released it in the cinemas here. I clearly hadn't had my fill of those lovable little Ewoks after Jedi.

Pollo · Jun 10, 2015

The Thin Red Line

The Thin Red Line IMDb

I've seen some stinkers but this is the ONLY movie I have walked out of in a theater.

The Ancient_sl · Jun 10, 2015

Well at least now we have conclusive proof Hoss is a troll account.

Runnen · Jun 10, 2015

Anyone who thinks Highlander 2 : The Quickening and Highlander : Endgame are terrible movies (which they are) has clearly never seen Highlander : The Source, it makes these movies almost shine by comparison. It's like going beyond the event horizon of bad movies. You return as Sam Neil. Except you know why you want to pull your eyes out. I highly recommend checking out reviews online (Spoony's is a classic).

Hoss · Jun 10, 2015

The Ancient_sl said:
Well at least now we have conclusive proof Hoss is a troll account.

What are you saying? Anyone who claims Temple of Doom was too big of a mound of shit for a franchise to overcome is a troll?

That's a new definition, you should notify urbandictionary and wikipedia immediately.

And runnen #2 was the only truly bad highlander. How can you hate endgame so much? Did you hate the series too?

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