What's the worst movie you've seen at the theatre?

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Hoss

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That was in theaters? I thought it was a scifi original.
 
Hoss

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Didn't see it in a theater, but I'm watching Time Cop right now, and it's got the most ridiculous knife fight ever. They were banging their 5" blades as if they were swords.
 
Lanx

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Hoss_sl said:
Didn't see it in a theater, but I'm watching Time Cop right now, and it's got the most ridiculous knife fight ever. They were banging their 5" blades as if they were swords.
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Chukzombi

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i did see timecop in the theater, i was dating a chick straight off the boat from romania, she loooooved van damme, i figured that taking her to see her hunkyboy in action would translate into some loving for me later. it worked! timecop helped me get laid, 4 stars!
 
Gavinmad

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The knife fight looks dumb as shit now, but I thought it was cool when I was 12 or whatever when the movie was new.
 
Gamma Rays

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Highlander 2

That movie was so bad, in fact my biggest memory of seeing it that day was half way in, during some slow dialogue scene, some guy let rip an enormous fart. Got a good laugh, that was the best thing right there.
 
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iannis

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Hoss_sl said:
Didn't see it in a theater, but I'm watching Time Cop right now, and it's got the most ridiculous knife fight ever. They were banging their 5" blades as if they were swords.
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I saw that shit in the theater back when I was a kid.

Shit was AWESOME.
 
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Timecop held a special place in my heart because it had a naked Mia Sara, who was still very much on my Fantasy Fuck List at the time.
 
Kaige

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Gamma Rays_sl said:
Highlander 2

That movie was so bad, in fact my biggest memory of seeing it that day was half way in, during some slow dialogue scene, some guy let rip an enormous fart. Got a good laugh, that was the best thing right there.
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Highlander:Endgame was pretty bad too.
 
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