Who died? (Celebrity Deaths)

Bald Brah

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Hot chicks can't handle turning old and invisible.

Pam Anderson found the secret. Her ugly old ass is invisible to men but all the chicks who hated her young just love her now that she's embracing her age running around with nasty grey hair and no makeup on her wrinkled spotted skin. Now that she's a nosferatu they all adore her.
 

Chukzombi

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Hot chicks can't handle turning old and invisible.

Pam Anderson found the secret. Her ugly old ass is invisible to men but all the chicks who hated her young just love her now that she's embracing her age running around with nasty grey hair and no makeup on her wrinkled spotted skin. Now that she's a nosferatu they all adore her.
Of course. Also there are the semi cute girls who have really fat and/or ugly best friends they can feel superior to. The fat girls encourage the pretty girl to become a fatty out of revenge too. It sucks if you're a wing man to your best friend who just hooked up with the "pretty one" and you're stuck talking to Gorlock the destroyer. One time i got the pretty one and my bro got stuck with Gorlock. Lol, he complained to no end. He didn't like having to take one for the team.
 

Cybsled

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Based on the medical examiner investigation, they think Hackman's wife died first from hantavirus (that's scary unto itself) and then he died some time later. If he had advanced alzheimers like this said, I could see him being incapable of caring for himself and not taking his medications.

 
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Sylas

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Oh fucking rip that's worse than the other theory of their demise
 
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Sledge

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I looked it up out of curiosity:

"In North America, the absolute risk of hantavirus infection to the general public is low; only 20--50 cases of HPS have been confirmed annually in the United States since the disease was described in 1993"

That's some pretty bad luck just to get the virus, let alone die from it.
 

Chukzombi

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Chick got it from her Indian reservation where everyone lives like an animal. What a horrible way for Hackman and his dog to go.
 
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Goatface

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it seems crazy someone with alzheimers and worth millions didn't have some type of nurse or at least a check in system.
 
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Gavinmad

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So basically Sylas made this story up completely out of his ass for attention?

not confirmed yet but pathologist for gene hackman is saying that he had a heart attack and collapsed in the mudroom, his wife ran to the bathroom to get his blood pressure medicine, slipped and fell hitting her head, also pulled the space heater down with her as she fell and scattered the blood pressure pills on the floor. They are looking for signs such as a subdural hematoma to support this theory since there was no noticable external bleeding from her head

The one dog that died was stuck in a crate, the other 2 had already been let out of their crates supporting the theory that Gene was getting ready to take them outside since he was near the backdoor with his cane and sunglasses and the backdoor was opened
 

Cybsled

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it seems crazy someone with alzheimers and worth millions didn't have some type of nurse or at least a check in system.

His wife was like 25 years younger than him - presumably they (or she) didn't think they needed assistance. Hantavirus is a pretty rare thing to catch - from what I read it has flu-like symptoms at the start. Considering everyone seems to be getting that stupid flu/norovirus or whatever the F it is going around this winter, maybe she thought it was just that and that is why she didn't immediately seek medical attention.
 

Goatface

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he passed away march 4, but most news sites just picked up on it.

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the white one is from a 70's woody allen movie called sleeper. the yellow/green appeared in trek, batman, bewitched and mission impossible
blue car is the sux 6000 from robocop. don't think the Pacifica (blue truck) was used in a movie/tv but was one of his more famous customs.

he did an episode on my classic car, he flips through book showing all the stuff he worked on.
 
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