Wicked Part 1 (2024)

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Bald Brah said:
The new whoopee goldberg. Dumb, ugly, annoying, but somehow they put her in everything.
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Honestly Whoopie was -neutral- in her looks and her characters were what they were - Sister Act, and TNG! come on! but... once you step into hearing her IRL, whew! omg go away!

She also was "pre internet" - so her IRL self was not as easily exposed to the normies like this lady is now.

Funny story - my wife like Whoopie, I was kinda eh, whatever, she was Guinen on TNG so she is cool with me- I never watched the view or her comedy specials or anything - she was in town for a thing and my wife was like "Lets go!" this was 15-17 years ago... I warn her "Its a comedy set, and in person, its going to be rough and vulgar" and she was like "What? its Whoopie Sister Act Goldberg!" she didnt really understand that live comedy shows are +100 ... Lets just say, we left early and there was a happening that I assume happens all the time but... this time where I just "FELT THE PAIN" of someone else - she did this open mic little Q&A between halves (when we left) and this lady - older white woman - was like SSUUUPPPPEEEERRRR excited to talk to Whoopie and she grabs the mic and says... "Oprah Oprah Oprah! I am so excited to see you and tell you how much I love you!" then the lady is like, omg she must have lost about 10 years of internal life "No! I know your Whoopie! OMG!" - Whoopie takes it in stride and was like "I wish I was Oprah! she is rich AF!"
 
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Wasn't Whoopie besties with people like Mel Gibson ect but then went full cunt I think 20 years ago. I guess they all were fine until a point where the internet/media made everything different
 
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Homsar said:
Wasn't Whoopie besties with people like Mel Gibson ect but then went full cunt I think 20 years ago. I guess they all were fine until a point where the internet/media made everything different
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She was supposedly Ted Danson's girlfriend. The hunky white guy from cheers. But I think they were just each others beards. No one could understand it because he was married and whoppie was ratchet and ugly as fuck.
 
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Bald Brah said:
She was supposedly Ted Danson's girlfriend. The hunky white guy from cheers. But I think they were just each others beards. No one could understand it because he was married and whoppie was ratchet and ugly as fuck.
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They were banging and then she had the bright idea to get Danson to dress in blackface for some roast and people lost their collective shit about it. That more or less ended their relationship and Whoopie went hard left on all fronts almost immediately after to try and get back in the cult's good graces. This was all pre-internet before the woke shit really got rolling super hard, but around the time of the Rodney King bullshit so we were kind of started down that path by that point.
 
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Blackface wasn't a big deal before Trayvon Martin could have been Obama's son. It's an acquired guilt. They used to do it all the time as a joke.
 
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Homsar said:
Wasn't Whoopie besties with people like Mel Gibson ect but then went full cunt I think 20 years ago. I guess they all were fine until a point where the internet/media made everything different
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I mean the View had Trump on and gargled his nuts with love on the show just before he ran the first time. Then instantly became leftist whacko on him when he actually ran.
 
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Harshaw said:
I mean the View had Trump on and gargled his nuts with love on the show just before he ran the first time. Then instantly became leftist whacko on him when he actually ran.
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All the lefties loved him in the primary too. They thought he would be the easiest one for Hillary to beat so they promoted him hard.
 
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Seananigans said:
There are tons of great musicals. This is not one of them.
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I think the main reason I like musicals is because of my grandfather. When I was younger we saw Annie and The King and I with Yul Brynner. That was a great experience that has stuck with me ever since.
 
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Harshaw said:
I think the main reason I like musicals is because of my grandfather. When I was younger we saw Annie and The King and I with Yul Brynner. That was a great experience that has stuck with me ever since.
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The King and I is fantastic. One of my favs.
 
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Go grease lightning you're burning up the quarter mile
(Grease lightning, go grease lightning)
Go grease lightning you're coasting through the heat lap trials
(Grease lightning go grease lightning)
You are supreme, the chicks'll cream for grease lightning
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go
We'll get some purple fringe tail lights and thirty inch fins, oh yeah
(Ooh)
A Palomino dashboard and duel muffler twins, oh yeah
(Ooh)
With new pistols, plugs, and shocks, I can get off my rocks
You know that I ain't bragging, she's a real pussy wagon
Grease lightning
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go
 
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Haven’t watched a trailer since that first one long ago

But Spotify is playing ads on and on (yes i am pleb free ver)

The singers are horrible or at least the versions.

The “green” girl has that, back of throat sound and the other versions seem so…

Basic… the broadway versions ooze personality and have some blasting girl power epic

The clips in the ads are just like… bleh

Give me Gerard butler phantom, best phantom sorry not sorry. Also movie meg, best meg. Christine can get lost
 
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Seananigans said:
There are tons of great musicals. This is not one of them.
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Lies, there is only one: Paint Your Wagon. Mostly because it has Clint Eastwood and Lee Marvin. Without them in it, it would probably be gay too!

I also like Jesus Christ Superstar and Greece (but that's not important right now).
 
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Burns said:
Lies, there is only one: Paint Your Wagon. Mostly because it has Clint Eastwood and Lee Marvin. Without them in it, it would probably be gay too!

I also like Jesus Christ Superstar and Greece (but that's not important right now).
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