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Gamma Rays

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I know that's the 'history' of Scientology.

Just seeing it again makes we wonder if L Ron started it as a meta reference to what bible bashers of all western religions are willing to believe without question ( a wide mixture of all earth's creatures all got into a large boat . . . and all was good - nice that the termites didn't go to town on the hull )

Did L Ron write his religious ideas and for some bizarre reason some people started to believe what he'd wrote? Before long it was too late to stop this thing and he had to play along.
 
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I'd fuck Jada, bald head and all. Legalporno style. Have her call me massa whilst Will is crying in the corner
 
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Homsar

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Jada is shit. And Smith is a bitch, her hair loss is great for someone that wears wigs or shaves they're head.

Jada might be pissed she can't grow her hair out and steal while culture by straightening, however the process is
 
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Handcuck sucked but I never had an issue the idea of the two being cryptonite to one another
 
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Homsar said:
Handcuck sucked but I never had an issue the idea of the two being kryptonite to one another
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The trailers made it look like Hancock was some kind of vulgar superhero drunk with a redemption arc and it looked mostly like a comedy. That's a movie right there. There's no need for the change in tone and new subplot with Charlize. Save that for the sequel.
 
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I think the last movie I liked by smith was enemy of the state (1998). He had some saying back in the day about turning down rolls if they weren't going to be a blockbuster

Now he feels like Cage, Willis, SLJ Ect. These steaming services ect
 
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Homsar said:
I think the last movie I liked by smith was enemy of the state (1998). He had some saying back in the day about turning down rolls if they weren't going to be a blockbuster

Now he feels like Cage, Willis, SLJ Ect. These steaming services ect
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yea 90s will smith was great, bad boys, mib, independence day and then he just sold out w/ wild wild west and he hasn't had a good movie since

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well i take that back the netflix movie bright was pretty good
 
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Lanx said:
yea 90s will smith was great, bad boys, mib, independence day and then he just sold out w/ wild wild west and he hasn't had a good movie since

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well i take that back the netflix movie bright was pretty good
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He turned down matrix which I don't think would not have worked for him, Keanu is so good at training for that movie. Tom Cruise is the American Jackie Chan as far as doing stunts at old age but not as bad ass.

Tom Cruise is older and than jet li.














Chan
 
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Will Smith in the Matrix and you probably get a white Morpheous and Lawrence Fishburne is a huge part of why that first film is so fucking good.
 
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Val Kilmer.

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I remember an interview of him saying he wouldn't make a certain film if it wouldn't make so much money that hit his goals. He was trying to beat Tom Cruise and someone else I want to say
 
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Homsar said:
I remember an interview of him saying he wouldn't make a certain film if it wouldn't make so much money that hit his goals. He was trying to beat Tom Cruise and someone else I want to say
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tom cruise worst action movie knight and day w/ cameron diaz is better than any 2000s will smith movie
 
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Chris

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Gamma Rays said:
I know that's the 'history' of Scientology.

Just seeing it again makes we wonder if L Ron started it as a meta reference to what bible bashers of all western religions are willing to believe without question ( a wide mixture of all earth's creatures all got into a large boat . . . and all was good - nice that the termites didn't go to town on the hull )

Did L Ron write his religious ideas and for some bizarre reason some people started to believe what he'd wrote? Before long it was too late to stop this thing and he had to play along.
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He thought that people were stupid and would eat up his second rate sci-fi as a religion.

He's on tape saying that only a fool would write just sci-fi when you can make a fortune making it into a religion.

I don't think he made it bad on purpose, he is just not a great writer I hear, but probably didn't worry too much about it being nonsense given what other relgions are like.
 
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Tom Cruise is the American Jackie Chan as far as doing stunts at old age but not as bad ass.
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Cruise is pretty metal.

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