Wizardhawk's memorial thread (a cautionary tale of dental care and garlic)

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Abefroman

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Sebudai_sl said:
Basically what's going to happen is Lumie is going to disappear for a few months. Once he comes back people will repeatedly ask him why nothing happened, and he'll never address it.
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Like Kedwyn said, we need a Lumie end of days timer.
 
Noodleface

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Dude he never addresses anything. I keep asking why he killed WizardHawk and he keeps ignoring it. I then made up some statement about animals jizzing in Noah's ass and him carrying their seed on his journey and he refused to comment. Guy is a true fagmeister.

I also don't believe it's the true Lumie, just an imposter.
 
Khane

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Is Lumie saying that the antichrist is actually a comet?

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled....
 
Oldbased

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What is the comet Ison was actually a engineer ship from Prometheus that was filled of the black dna stuff that caused the black plague and the sun destroyed it so it will rain down all that shit that turns everyone into Aliens when we pass it?
 
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Olebass_sl said:
What is the comet Ison was actually a engineer ship from Prometheus that was filled of the black dna stuff that caused the black plague and the sun destroyed it so it will rain down all that shit that turns everyone into Aliens when we pass it?
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A legitimate theory
 
Oldbased

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Well we don't really know, but he was pretty active here and made his last post like 2 weeks ago while dealing with this infection so we assume he died of infection or overdose of meth trying to relieve the pain, or possible garlic OD.
 
Erronius

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Also can't forget:

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Sebudai

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Lumie_sl said:
Regardless of whether or not it happens, the US is still going to collapse and the New World Order will still rise to power.My educated guess as to when is just slightly off or perhaps it was dead on but they have since then changed their plans.Hard to say for certain.
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Yep. Those are the only possibilities.

Haha, Lumie. Never change.
 
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Gonna make it my holiday goal to find Lumie IRL. The Database(tm) is gonna have a lot of work to do going through all that internets trail.
 
Erronius

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Zhaun_sl said:
Hmmmm, a comet with two tails you say, eh?

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Yes but did he not say that the comet brought plague?

There is one deity that Wizardhawk could have promised his soul to, and the festering abcessed tooth would have ceased to be a concern for him.

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Araysar

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I might take Lumie more seriously if it wasnt for the whole angels, demons, devil, god BS.

Its pretty clear that he was religiously brainwashed at a young age and then went on to cobble together some pseudoscientific understanding of the universe, in line with those religious beliefs.
 
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Erronius_sl said:
Yes but did he not say that the comet brought plague?

There is one deity that Wizardhawk could have promised his soul to, and the festering abcessed tooth would have ceased to be a concern for him.
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Papa Nurgle loves all his children.
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Wizardhawk has gone home to Papa Nurgle.
 
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