Wizardhawk's memorial thread (a cautionary tale of dental care and garlic)

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Big Phoenix

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But he probably has to resort to meth since the garlic obviously didn't work.
 
Itlan

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Araxen_sl said:
Garlic would cure his Meth addiction though.
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I don't think so. Garlic only kills bacteria, it doesn't fight addiction. If anything, I believe it would INTENSIFY his addiction, and this is exactly what happened. In an attempt to treat the infection, he rubbed bacteria into the untreated area. However, it rapidly intensified his addiction to Mr White's "blue sky," causing him to go on a massive binge and OD en route to the dentist for a second opinion.
 
Kovaks

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Lumi does garlic cure meth addiction or does it make the meth stronger. Do you have to rub the garlic on the crystal?
 
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Chanur_sl said:
Regardless of any healing properties garlic is delicious. Eat it.
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Fair point, I pour garlic on pizza all the time, so theoretically I should get Lumie's seal of approval, although it's unrelated to anything he says. Garlic is very tasty and I'm Italianish.
 
Randin

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Araxen_sl said:
Garlic would cure his Meth addiction though.
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Fact: garlic is a panacea
Fact: garlic makes everything more delicious

If you were to mix garlic in with meth, would it cure the addiction, or make the desire for the meth stronger?
 
BrutulTM

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I just ate 5 cloves of garlic from the bottom of a jar of olives. I feel like I could swallow a whole god damn sous-vide tuna right now and not have to go to the dentist OR get cancer for at least 10 years.
 
Noodleface

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OP please respond ...
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bixxby

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Maybe we're going about this all wrong. You know who else has disappeared? Camerous. Maybe Camerous got swole and went on a mission to defend his honor from the shameful meth head that tried to ruin his elife.
 
Kuriin

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I think Camerous ran off with Louisiana Goblin Woman because he's got Goblin Cock.
 
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