Wizardhawk's memorial thread (a cautionary tale of dental care and garlic)

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Noodleface

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He defended his goblin cock against mine so fiercefully, it was something he truly believed was good looking.
 
Kuriin

Kuriin

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As a gay man, it is something that will never get close to my butthole. I will clench fiercely. You, on the other hand, will be allowed entry.
 
Big Phoenix

Big Phoenix

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Impossible, its a known fact gays are ravenous sex creatures and unable to turn down cock.
 
Noodleface

Noodleface

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I'm already 50/50 on crossing over thanks to your pictures, don't dangle the hypothetical carrot any longer
 
Soygen

Soygen

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Another 3 months of marriage and Noodle will be ordering up male prostitutes.
 
Itlan

Itlan

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That's definitely not gay.

If you wanted a wet seal of approval, now THAT'D be gay.

You're still straight Beagle, no worries. Burnem is from Texas, everything is Bible gay to him.
 
TheBeagle

TheBeagle

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I'm from Texas too
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The good news is that I only jerk off to curvy girl porn with girls with huge natural juggs. I'm pretty sure that's as hetero as a man can get.
 
Burnem Wizfyre

Burnem Wizfyre

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Itlan_sl said:
That's definitely not gay.

If you wanted a wet seal of approval, now THAT'D be gay.

You're still straight Beagle, no worries. Burnem is from Texas, everything is Bible gay to him.
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The Bible is fucking gay, I would say the bible and it's followers should go fuck themselves but that shit has kept religion alive for thousands of years, so my suggestion would be for them to read an actual science book.
 
Sebudai

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Christianity is super fuckin' gay. Love a dude, and also eat and drink him every week?
 
Kovaks

Kovaks

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So what your saying is Mary Magdalene his beard while he hung out with 13 dudes
 
iannis

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The conversation went something like,

Where's gav been? He hasn't posted in a while. Ragequit?
Nah, that fucker is probably in jail.
Sounds legit. LOL @ GAV
 
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