Wizardhawk's memorial thread (a cautionary tale of dental care and garlic)

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TJ Lazer_sl

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He wanted to live in the 1800s so bad he died like he lived in the 1800s. A true Patriot death. May Jesus & the tea party Bless. Aman.
 
Phazael

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Serious question from the german guy. Why do we care if he is dead or not? Meth heads dying off due to their own poor choices is not a tragedy, it is natural selection in action......
 
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Eorkern

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Because he made a thread about a problem he had that may be the cause of his death ! That's the only reason...
 
Phazael

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Well as a resident fatty, if I had a heart attack or choked to death on a pizza roll, I would be sorely disappointed if this community did not openly ridicule me for meeting an appropriate end.
 
Fight

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Deutchland bro. Don't blame the victim here. It's a known fact, Meth doesn't kill.

Using garlic on the other hand, to cure brain rot is fatal 100% of the time.
 
Soygen

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Phazael_sl said:
Serious question from the german guy. Why do we care if he is dead or not? Meth heads dying off due to their own poor choices is not a tragedy, it is natural selection in action......
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I'm pretty sure Wizardhawk didn't actually do meth.
 
iannis

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And the truth is likely much more depressing that he died from meth.

Remember the time where thought gav was just in jail, and it was funny.
 
Tuco

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Phazael_sl said:
Well as a resident fatty, if I had a heart attack or choked to death on a pizza roll, I would be sorely disappointed if this community did not openly ridicule me for meeting an appropriate end.
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If you posted a thread, "How many pizza rolls can I fit in my mouth?" and then never came to the community again we would be concerned and care about you.
 
Gravel

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Tuco_sl said:
If you posted a thread, "How many pizza rolls can I fit in my mouth?" and then never came to the community again we would be concerned and care about you.
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Yeah, no one notices if you're missing otherwise. Like that dude who was dying and posted whether he should go to the ER. Everyone just assumed he died and so the thread lived on.
 
Famm

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TheBeagle_sl said:
All kidding aside, I would think jail would be a more likely culprit than death, lol. He was a young guy, and actually dieing from an infected tooth is pretty friggin rare.
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At least if he's in jail he can get some free medical attention!

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Fucking LOL!
 
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