Wizardhawk's memorial thread (a cautionary tale of dental care and garlic)

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Araysar_sl said:
What I really find strange is that if god didnt want us to die from diseases, why would he create them in the first place instead of giving us garlic?
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Perhaps we mis-read the Bible and we keep thinking he made us in his image but God is actually a giant clove of garlic sitting in the sky
 
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Luminati_sl said:
I ignored them because you are a completely retarded waste of life and have no fucking clue how to read or have any idea what the fuck you're talking about. When you don't have the reading comprehension of a literal pile of fucking shit then maybe I'd bother replying to you but just because your delusional worthless piece of fucking shit self thinks you refuted my claim, doesn't actually make it reality.



Want some allicin? Crush up a piece of garlic and that's what the fuck you have. All an extract is, is a more concentrated form of the same fucking thing. Sure if you're infected with some ridiculously resistant super bug, you'll probably need that highly refined aqueous extract. However, even a single clove of garlic can produce a significant amount of allicin and putting it on your tooth will in fact kill the infection in the tooth and extremely fast and I know this for a fucking fact because I used it on myself.

Also, how the fuck is it "far from being the miracle drug I seem to believe it is" WHEN IT'S CURING 100% RESISTANT TO ANTIBIOTIC SUPER BUGS. LIKE WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DOES GARLIC HAVE TO DO FOR IT TO BE A FUCKING MIRACLE DRUG YOU COMPLETELY RETARDED WASTE OF FUCKING LIFE? DON'T YOU FIND IT STRANGE HOW A PLANT THAT GOD MADE IS MORE POWERFUL AND CAPABLE OF KILLING BACTERIA THAT EVEN THE BEST SCIENTIFIC MINDS CANNOT DEVISE A BETTER TREATMENT THEN A SIMPLE FUCKING EXTRACT OF GARLIC. Not only did God make garlic the ultimate defense against bacterial and viral infections but he made it taste delicious as fuck too.

But ya please continue to tell me about how you contradicted me, you stupid fuck.
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Again, you didn't actually address any of the points I brought up. Working where antibiotics failed doesn't make allicin "stronger". It just means allicin has properties antibiotics don't that help it beat MRSA. There is nothing in the article that says allicin works against any other bug. There is nothing that says raw garlic works againstanybug. The official study that wasn't completed yet at the time of that article says that a new, stable, aqueous extract of allicin was what proved effective in the end. Why is that important? Because they didn't use raw garlic, they didn't even use a simple concentrated extract. They had to modify the extract until it was best able to do its job. In fact, the only "proof" you seem to have is your own anecdotal evidence, which I don't need to tell you is worth nothing when talking about science.

even a single clove of garlic can produce a significant amount of allicin and putting it on your tooth will in fact kill the infection in the tooth and extremely fast and I know this for a fucking fact because I used it on myself.
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Sorry, the article doesn't say that or anything close to that. Citation definitely needed.

There's nothing wrong with my reading comprehension. You're just reading what you want to read instead of what's actually there, and when someone calls you out on it you throw a hissy fit and see how many times you can use "piece of shit" and "retarded waste of life" in your rebuttal. Protip: That doesn't make you sound like you know what you're talking about, it makes you sound like an obnoxious fourteen year old. Also, I suggest you crack open your bible and check how many times Jesus uttered the words "YOU COMPLETELY RETARDED WASTE OF FUCKING LIFE". It shouldn't take long, passages written in caps should be easy to find.
 
Lumi

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Dude you have got to be the dumbest mother fucker on the god damn planet.

Garlic and its extracts have been used to treat infections
for thousands of years.6Allicin (the name being derived from
that of the garlic species Allium sativum) is considered to be
the main biologically active antimicrobial phytochemical
produced in garlic extracts, and was first recognised as such
in 1944.7
Allicin is an oxygenated sulphur compound, formed when
garlic cloves are crushed.Alliin is the stable precursor of
allicin and is stored in compartments in the plant that
separate it from the enzyme alliinase (also called alliin lyase).
When crushed, they mix and alliin is converted rapidly to
allicin by the action of this enzyme. The antibacterial activity
of allicin was reviewed by Ankri and Mirelman in 1999.8
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Again, learn, to, fucking, read. You dumb mother fucking waste of life. That's a quote from the study.

"Garlic AND it's extracts". In other words it's saying that RAW GARLIC can be used to fight infection AND HAS BEEN USED TO DO SO FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS. That's THOUSANDS you dumb fuck.
 
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Three written sentences

4 uses of the word 'fuck' and 3 uses of the word 'dumb'.

Seriously, do you suffer from Tourettes?

Does garlic help curing that too?
 
Araysar

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Lumie,

Is garlic is also used in your cancer cure?
 
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Lumie,

Is there a Dr. Mercola cure that you DONT subscribe to?
 
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Can you provide an example of when garlic has cured cancer?
 
Lumi

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Araysar_sl said:
Can you provide an example of when garlic has cured cancer?
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People like you are the same kind of people who during the days of scurvy, would mock people that suggested that by eating citrus type foods, you could not only cure someone who has scurvy but literally prevent the very occurrence of it to begin with, GUARANTEED. The cures to all disease are MUCH simpler than you are being lead to believe.
 
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Except scurvy is a very specific vitamin deficiency. Are you saying cancer is just a form of garlic deficiency?
 
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Luminati_sl said:
People like you are the same kind of people who during the days of scurvy, would mock people that suggested that by eating citrus type foods, you could not only cure someone who has scurvy but literally prevent the very occurrence of it to begin with, GUARANTEED. The cures to all disease are MUCH simpler than you are being lead to believe.
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So no examples of garlic curing cancer?
 
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I don't know. I'm starting to think Lumie is a lot smarter than the rest of you stupid fucking retards.
 
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That doesn't make him any less of a genius. The harbinger of our judgement. The arrow that shall penetrate the scales of the overlords!
 
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Blatant trolling and shitposting up here in general and Tuco ignores it!! Will garlic cure Araysar and Lumie of their trolling/shitposting?
 
Kovaks

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Lumi I'm having some dental problems too do you think garlic will fix this

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Does garlic cure homosexuality? Or is that a choice, so garlic plays no part?

My mom has breast cancer. Can I just rub garlic on her tits?
 
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