Wizardhawk's memorial thread (a cautionary tale of dental care and garlic)

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Izo

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In the case of italians it has nothing to do with cancer. It's the garlic that makes them white. Without the garlic they'd just be plain ol' hill American Inventors. It is the miracle of garlic, it fights social ills as well as physical ones.
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The n-word. Uh-oh.
 

Lumi

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I hope your dog dies honestly because it is better off dead than remaining in your presence. The very fact it got cancer in the first place is proof you are a worthless scum bag and have no clue how to take care of your dog and most likely also yourself. I can only hope that you follow in your dogs foot steps and get cancer yourself and die.
 

khalid

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Wow, that is kind of harsh bro. Don't you think God will judge you harshly for that kind of attitude? You have said that God is love, that sure isn't showing a lot of love.
 

Gavinmad

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I hope your dog dies honestly because it is better off dead than remaining in your presence. The very fact it got cancer in the first place is proof you are a worthless scum bag and have no clue how to take care of your dog and most likely also yourself. I can only hope that you follow in your dogs foot steps and get cancer yourself and die.
rofl you're such a petulant little bitch.
 

Senaiel

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I think lumis last post is proof that he actually tried to kill our beloved wizardhawk by overdosing him on garlic. If he is wishing death on Khalid what would stop him from trying to wipe us all out so he could be default admin of rerolled? No one can say....
 

Sebudai

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It's actually not til mid January. It's actually been discovered recently that the black death was caused due to a comet that may very well be the same exact comet as Ison. It passes every 333 years and this year marks the 666 anniversary of the black death. It's also coincided with many plague outbreaks 333 years before and after the black death. According to scientists, we are going to see an unprecedented meteor shower unlike any other seen before that will hit us from two different angles simultaneously for several days. The entire Earth will be covered by this potentially plague carrying comet dust.
Lumie do we all have the plague now? Did comet ISON doom us all?
 

Itzena_sl

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The finely-minced corpse of Wizardhawk,duh.

I mean, it's not like Lumie went to all the trouble of killing a man just to let the body go to waste.
 

khalid

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Lumie, do animals go to heaven? Like, what are the determining factors on who or what go to Heaven?
 

Tenks

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I hope your dog dies honestly because it is better off dead than remaining in your presence. The very fact it got cancer in the first place is proof you are a worthless scum bag and have no clue how to take care of your dog and most likely also yourself. I can only hope that you follow in your dogs foot steps and get cancer yourself and die.
Since dogs can't eat garlic how do you stop them from getting cancer?
 

Springbok

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I hope your dog dies honestly because it is better off dead than remaining in your presence. The very fact it got cancer in the first place is proof you are a worthless scum bag and have no clue how to take care of your dog and most likely also yourself. I can only hope that you follow in your dogs foot steps and get cancer yourself and die.
Fucking loooooool.
 

Noodleface

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You heard it from Lumie. Cancer can be prevented by taking care of yourself. No one has ever gotten it who has taken care of themselves.

Also only scumbags get cancer.
 

imready2go

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I hope your dog dies honestly because it is better off dead than remaining in your presence. The very fact it got cancer in the first place is proof you are a worthless scum bag and have no clue how to take care of your dog and most likely also yourself. I can only hope that you follow in your dogs foot steps and get cancer yourself and die.
Wait, isn't he dead already? Didn't we all die when the world ended a year ago? Lumi told us it was going to end, so it must have ended. This life you think you're living is just an illusion implanted by the lizard angels in the moment before you died.

Or is something else at work here, Lumi? I trust in you to clear these matters up.