Wizardhawk's memorial thread (a cautionary tale of dental care and garlic)

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TheBeagle

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Itlan_sl said:
Does garlic cure homosexuality? Or is that a choice, so garlic plays no part?

My mom has breast cancer. Can I just rub garlic on her tits?
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Yes it cures homosexuality and yes being homo is a choice....you can CHOOSE not to eat garlic.
 
khalid

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Lumie, serious question. My dog has cancer but garlic is toxic to dogs. What should I do?
 
Gavinmad

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Obviously your dog needs immersion therapy with garlic. Expose him to it until it isn't toxic anymore!
 
Itlan

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Is it toxic only when ingested? Maybe you could just rub garlic all over him and let it sink into his pores.
 
khalid

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I appreciate all the helpful advice, but I really need the advice of a medical professional like Lumie.
 
Noodleface

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I had a dream that Wizardhawk came back and started posting. Not sure if that is some message that I spend too much time here.
 
iannis

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In the case of italians it has nothing to do with cancer. It's the garlic that makes them white. Without the garlic they'd just be plain ol' hill American Inventors. It is the miracle of garlic, it fights social ills as well as physical ones.
 
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