Wizardhawk's memorial thread (a cautionary tale of dental care and garlic)

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iannis

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Is the aspartame thing still a thing?

They thought it might back in the 70's. The issue was studied. Turns out that it doesn't.
 

TheBeagle

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Jesus, incoming two pages on apartame...One of aspartame's metabolites is methanol i.e., wood alcohol, which in high quantities is toxic. However, the tiny amount that is converted into methanol in a package of sweet n low is less than what you would consume in a big glass of fruit juice.
 

iannis

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This is where hodj would copypasta the entire wiki entry on aspartame, and highlight 2 lines of it.

Lumie, why did you kill Hodj?
 

Adebisi

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I avoid aspartame because it tastes like shit.

Gimme that 100% pure cane.
 

Haast

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I avoid aspartame because it tastes like shit.

Gimme that 100% pure cane.
Hell yeah.

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Can someone track down who Wizardhawk is/was, perhaps a mod with some account info, and find out his status.
You don't have to necessarily reveal is personal info, it'd be nice though to know something definitively.
 

Soygen

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We've tried. Nobody has enough personal info to track him down.
 

Zhaun_sl

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I don't recall him posting in our football threads, but on my phone and hard to search.

Wait, didn't he have some woefully ignorant and/or "old news" posts, so bad people thought he was trolling?
 

iannis

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I want to believe...

But I think there is probably a picture of a hawk that someone put a wizard hat on somewhere out there in the forgotten cobwebbed tube-junction of the internet. And I bet that's where the name Wizardhawk comes from.

It is possibly an Earthsea reference.