Wizardhawk's memorial thread (a cautionary tale of dental care and garlic)

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Jysin

Jysin

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Noodleface_sl said:
You heard it from Lumie. Cancer can be prevented by taking care of yourself. No one has ever gotten it who has taken care of themselves.

Also only scumbags get cancer.
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Yea, if only this fat lazy piece of shit took better care of himself. ... Or was it lack of garlic? I'm so confused.

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Frenzied Wombat

Frenzied Wombat

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If garlic prevented cancer, there wouldn't be a single Greek citizen with the disease. Garlic is pretty much in every food dish.
 
Sterling

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Frenzied Wombat_sl said:
If garlic prevented cancer, there wouldn't be a single Greek citizen with the disease. Garlic is pretty much in every food dish.
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It has to be used in conjunction with a special showerhead and juice cleansing, And everyone knows that Greek's certainly can't be bothered with things like showers.
 
Sebudai

Sebudai

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Lumie, do you remember when I said your comet ISON prediction wouldn't come to pass, and that you would inevitably disappear, only to return a few months later and pretend it never happened?

I do.

We'll see you in about, what? 3 months? You stupid fucking idiot.
 
Cybsled

Cybsled

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Tenks_sl said:
Dude's in chump shape compared to Lumie
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Well ya. The Lizard Overlords force him to battle to the death in Bilderberg Shadow Arena once a year, a tradition they have maintained since the ancient days of the Roman Empire. Clad in the finest tinfoil money can buy, his skills with the dual ykesha of garlic storm is unparallelled.
 
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