Woman 'Has Sex with Student Five Times In One Week'

Araysar · Jan 7, 2014

TheBeagle_sl said:
Those laws are in place for primary schools. I'm pretty sure they don't cover college profs. My university here in TX is old school and still doesn't have any rules in place for professor/student relationships. My old, balding, perverted microbiology professor is well known for banging his grad students and recently got divorced because of it. He's tenured and gets published so his job is in zero danger.

Slaythe · Jan 7, 2014

Grimmlokk_sl said:
That's the rule for dating, not fucking. The fucking equation is Your Age - Your Age + 18.

This post made me laugh harder than I have in a long time. Well done.

Cybsled · Jan 7, 2014

Then I had this ridiculously hot English teacher my final year in secondary school. She was prolly about 25, still finishing her pedagogical training. I'd have banged her in a heartbeat had she offered it up. At my school there was also another hot young female teacher who taught some optional second language course for a couple of years. Usually the gender proportions in that class were something like 9 girls for every 1 boy, but when she started every dude wanted to take that class lol.

Lol, that was like my senior year in HS. Physics teacher was attractive and young (26ish I think). There would always be like half the class (males) hanging out near her desk after class. Of course, the female half of the class would sometimes give death stares lol.

spronk · Jan 7, 2014

Kuriin_sl said:

Hoss · Jan 7, 2014

Cybsled_sl said:
Lol, that was like my senior year in HS. Physics teacher was attractive and young (26ish I think). There would always be like half the class (males) hanging out near her desk after class. Of course, the female half of the class would sometimes give death stares lol.

Yeah, but did she wear leather mini skirts and always sit on a stool with no podium when lecturing?

Too bad that particular teacher was around 50, but still she was a fit redhead and I had no control over my boner back in those days.

chaos · Jan 7, 2014

You have control over it now? Can you teach me, master?

Hoss · Jan 7, 2014

I'm losing control again, to be perfectly honest. But for while, I had perfect control.

Can you masturbate using only your mind?

chaos · Jan 7, 2014

No, but I want to learn.

Void · Jan 7, 2014

If I could masturbate using only my mind, work would be a lot more enjoyable.

Skanda · Jan 7, 2014

That sounds messy

Silence_sl · Jan 7, 2014

Vvoid_sl said:
If I could masturbate using only my mind, work would be a lot more enjoyable.

So, you want to fuck with your own mind?

Hoss · Jan 7, 2014

Masturbation is only tangentially related to fucking. These days, when I have sex, I'm good for a few days, but if I get horny and my wife doesn't put out, masturbation only sates me for a few hours.

I admit, I can't climax without touching, but I can damn sure get to the edge.

Antarius · Jan 7, 2014

Teacher was hot. This is a travesty of justice.

eVasiege_sl · Jan 7, 2014

Hoss_sl said:
Can you masturbate using only your mind?

Yeah, it's called a wet dream. Used to be able to pull it off all the time.

Hoss · Jan 8, 2014

Hah, I forgot about wet dreams. I never had one though.

Azrayne · Jan 8, 2014

Hoss_sl said:
I'm losing control again, to be perfectly honest. But for while, I had perfect control.

Can you masturbate using only your mind?

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Mahes · Jan 9, 2014

I have had dreams that certainly made me horney as hell when I woke up, but never had a dream so strong that I woke up with a mess. I have literally woken up fucking my wife. It is kind of odd for a second because you are trying to figure out where you are and what the hell is going on but then you just go with it and enjoy the hell out of it. The closest I have ever gotten to hands free is under the influence of pot.

BrutulTM · Jan 9, 2014

Yeah, I have woke up from a sex dream and taken care of business, but never gotten off with zero contact. I did it in my pants once in a strip club, but that was after the chick did nothing but grind on me for like 5 straight songs. Has anyone actually woke up with a bunch of semen in their underwear and had no idea what happened?

Itlan · Jan 9, 2014

You guys are pussies.

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