Wonka (2023)

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OU Ariakas said:

He doesn't seem detached and quirky enough to be Wonka. Both Wilder and Depp portrayed him as someone so disconnected from other people that neither one had any empathy. Maybe this movie will show him growing into that reclusive hermit, but the trailer showed Chalamet as the complete opposite.

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Hes acting like hes suppose to be Charlie. He must of got the characters mixed up.

 

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Animosity said:

Hes acting like hes suppose to be Charlie. He must of got the characters mixed up.

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A prequel Wonka where he is more like Charlie would actually be a good idea. Wonka starts with that same youthful optimism and good nature, then becomes jaded as fuck as he gets older. Then Charlie comes to the factory and Wonka is reminded of his younger self, which is why he is willing to pass on the factory to Charlie

 

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Chukzombi

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so he could crush someone else's soul. if i were Charlie (oh wait, i am!) i would close that fucking factory down and sell it to slugworth and be sitting on a beach earning 20%. those big titty bitches arent going to sniff coke off their own tits.

 

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Yeah, that trailer does nothing for me. I have no particular interest in ever seeing this movie. I also don't have any vitriol towards it and or feel like it's some kind of heresy for existing.

 

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BoozeCube

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Singh'sSpot

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I predict the little girl dies in some unfortunate way, causing Wonka to become the cynical guy masking his cynicism under his eccentric attitude.

 

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Little girl is fake Slugworth/mr. wilkinson. she was just wearing a lifelike mask/body suit to look like an adult white man.

 

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Xarpolis

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So... this is a thing to promote the movie with?

From a person that helped get funding for the first Harry Potter movie.
Neat?

 

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TJT

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IDK pretty sure it will amuse my kid for 90 minutes so that might be a win.

 

Siliconemelons

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So Wonka is straight up a wizzard now?

 

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Siliconemelons said:

So Wonka is straight up a wizzard now?

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Ohhhh, good line. I'm going to mutter that to myself the next time I'm taking a piss at home Depot. "You're a wizzzz-ard, Hairy". I'll bet I get some chuckles from my urinal neighbors.

Nothing like making friends in a public restroom.

 

Caliane

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Bandwagon said:

Ohhhh, good line. I'm going to mutter that to myself the next time I'm taking a piss at home Depot. "You're a wizzzz-ard, Hairy". I'll bet I get some chuckles from my urinal neighbors.

Nothing like making friends in a public restroom.

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Siliconemelons

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Gravel said:

And Timothee Chalamet seems like a miscast.

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That's exactly what I thought when I saw the trailer. I kept thinking "this 'might' have been ok, but Chalamet doesn't capture any of the Wonka vibe."

 

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Caliane said:

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Chalamalaladingdong has all the whim and whimsy of a lead shoe. Looks complete shite

 

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TheNozz

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Deathwing said:

What does stop Astrocreep? Please, we need to know.

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women, if I had to guess

 

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Deathwing said:

What does stop Astrocreep? Please, we need to know.

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Brikker said:

women, if I had to guess

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Chukzombi

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Brikker said:

women, if I had to guess

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certain women, yes.

 

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