World of Warcraft: Current Year

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Chris said:
Talking about Jainia... how many RTS characters are actually left?

I think the Alliance characters who were in the Warcraft 2 expansion are all still alive. All the other characters from the first two games are dead? Is Garona alive and was she even playable in Warcraft 1?

Then we got Thrall, Jainia, Bronzebeard, Sylvanas and all the Night Elves from Warcraft 3?

Who is going to go mad from THE CORRUPTION next? Alleria, Sylvanas and Jainia? I'm really fucking surprised Maiev made it alive given she was an antagonist in Warcraft 3 (didn't play Legion, is this right?).
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I hope Jaina gets Old God corrupted and summons N'Zoth. Just because I love so much that Garrosh was able to use Old God powers and not get corrupted. He was just an asshole Orc Warrior. #RememberGarrosh #ThrallCheated
 
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And real talk. Horde won out in the geo-political alliance game.
  • Highmountain Tauren and Nightborne... essentially allied themselves with the entirety of the Broken Isles and secured it for the Horde.
  • Zandalari - Troll Empire Island whatever
  • Mag'Har Orcs - Secured timewarp Draenor for the Horde

Alliance?
  • Lightforged Draenei - faggot space goats living on Argus. How helpful?
  • Dark Iron Dwarves - They're actually awesome. Good job Alliance. It only took Magni turning diamond and his daughter securing the Dark Iron Throne and the Ironforge Throne by being the only smart schemer in the entire Alliance. True props.
  • Void Elfs - faggot space elfs also chilling on Argus.
  • Kul Tiras - potbelly humans pirate empire, whatever.
 
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Horde keeps losing leaders and heroes, though. One of my biggest gripes.
 
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Mag`Har join the Horde because the Draenei in Alt-Outland go insane and start Crusading against them under the orders of the Naaru. They become militant Space-Islam. The orcs that convert at sword point are allowed, those that do not are executed.
 
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Lets not overlook that time goes by like 30x faster in Draenor apparently, thus giving the Horde the ability to generate troops and advance scientific/weapons knowledge at a much faster rate!
 
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Kyougou said:
Lets not overlook that time goes by like 30x faster in Draenor apparently, thus giving the Horde the ability to generate troops and advance scientific/weapons knowledge at a much faster rate!
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Which is all sorts of stupid, considering we spent a year there and did not come back as forgotten heroes or anything.
 
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Rime said:
Mag`Har join the Horde because the Draenei in Alt-Outland go insane and start Crusading against them under the orders of the Naaru. They become militant Space-Islam. The orcs that convert at sword point are allowed, those that do not are executed.
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Anyone who does not surrender in the name of Mua'Dib will be executed.

Horde continuously losing heroes is shitty. I don't even want Thrall back though. That guy is a douche.
 
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Rime said:
Which is all sorts of stupid, considering we spent a year there and did not come back as forgotten heroes or anything.
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Technically, Garrosh somehow opened a dark portal that also time traveled. When we recruit the brown orcs, we just open a portal to alt Draenor at our current time.
 
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Foggy said:
Technically, Garrosh somehow opened a dark portal that also time traveled. When we recruit the brown orcs, we just open a portal to alt Draenor at our current time.
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Somehow? The August Celestials and the Bronze Dragonflight did it for him.
 
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Foggy said:
Technically, Garrosh somehow opened a dark portal that also time traveled. When we recruit the brown orcs, we just open a portal to alt Draenor at our current time.
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Wrathion (member of the broinze dragonflight) ported Garrosh to an alternate universe at the very end of MoP.
 
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But then he created a portal to our world at our current time, right? Which we destroyed in the very first 10 minutes into the expansion.
Also, which portal did we use to leave after we were done bringing democracy to Draenor?
 
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Blizzard has. You can 90-98 in like three hours without doing much more than setting up the garrison then flying around picking up trash and randomly slaughtering. It’s basically a WoW homeless simulator.
 
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