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In the whole lolore so Kil'Jaeden crafted the Lich King armor personally and forcibly bound Ner'Zhul to it. According to Shadowlands Kil'Jaeden harnessed the Shadowlands magic to power it and was aware of this place the entire time.

But either forgot about it or didn't need that pussy shit for the rest of his career.
 
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xzi

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also BTW called it - the scourge is rampaging across the world because the lich kings helm of domination was broken

shits gonna be real fucked up
 

a_skeleton_05

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IF they work how they're claiming they work, covenants and the tower of the damned thing are clearly an expansion defining mechanic, but I agree with everything else.

Covenants are going to be factions/ardor/scryers in another suit.

The tower stuff might be something unique, but it will be insular and will hardly define the expansion, and will likely go the vein of warfronts/islands/garrisons/classhalls to be abandoned by the next one.
 

Big Phoenix

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Where in the hell did Sylvannas get all this power from? She's getting stronger and stronger. I mean she defeated the Lich King so easily.
Steady diet of plot armor.

I'm guessing she's someone's favorite waifu on the dev team. It's the only thing that makes any sense.
 

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I assume Bolvar is going to head back to Stormwind and hangout now then?
 

Koushirou

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Can’t wait to have for the min maxing over the covenant abilities to begin. Wonder if once you picked one you’re stuck with it or hopefully they’ll have an option to switch.
 

Cybsled

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I assume Bolvar is going to head back to Stormwind and hangout now then?

Bolvar: Sup Anduin
Anduin: WTF Bolvar? You're alive? Why the fuck do you look like Deadpool?
Anduin: Oh ya, I'm also banging your bastard daughter
 
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xzi

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He did say they were permanent but we'll see lol. I can't imagine they're combat abilities if that's the case, or they're all the same but with different aesthetic
 

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Can’t wait to have for the min maxing over the covenant abilities to begin. Wonder if once you picked one you’re stuck with it or hopefully they’ll have an option to switch.

Of course you will but then its not even really a choice lol.
 

xzi

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Crafting being less RNG, being able to use like a haste gem and a crit gem instead will give you that item with your fucking stats on it instead of spending 6m trying to craft a JC ring

also M+ chest will have 4-5 options to choose from instead of just one item for pure RNG

Legendaries are back, but you work for them instead of them being pure RNG

fucking thank you already
 
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quick where's the mouthbreathers on this forum to complain they added racial customization so you could be black or asian if you're a human
 
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Lodi

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Tons of changes I wanted. I'm stoked. Gotta wait to see how the advancement systems pan out, though.
 

Ukerric

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Legendaries are back, but you work for them instead of them being pure RNG
If I heard him correctly, they're from the roguelike tower. That one's going to be an interesting new technology, because if they can make it so that you have a randomly generated zone, oh boy.

(as opposed to 10 pre-generated floors you get in a random order filled with random spawns, that is)
 

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A solo roguelike tower is the kind of shit I absolutely love. I will probably play the fuck out of that.
 

Gavinmad

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Someone high up in the Blizz chain of command must sleep with a cum-encrusted Sylvanas waifu pillow or something.
 

xzi

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A solo roguelike tower is the kind of shit I absolutely love. I will probably play the fuck out of that.

Tower is def gonna be interesting, they're not even just making shit up when they mention roguelike

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