Ok, you people fail at the timeline shit. This is the best I can come up with:
Some time around May 2008, Grobbee is (reportedly) single and knocks up a random chick named Rachel. This has been previously undiscussed on this board, and the full drama of which is located at
Whispers in The Dark. This would be his third child, with twins to some chick who wanted to divorce her husband in the early 00"s, this is not ever actually mentioned except in passing. His fourth child is with the chick he married in July of 09.
July 15th, 2008: Grobbee posts that this looks like his fianc?e:
Grobbee is obviously on crack. His fianc?e at this point in time is a girl named Betsy, who may or may not resemble her namesake (a cow).
January 1st, 2009:
GrobbeeTrull2.0 said:
I"m 25, so take that for what it"s worth. I"m also married after an 18-23 stretch of being a womanizer.
So the dude admits that he treats women like shit, yet suggests that he"s matured beyond that point and that he"s in a stable relationship.
February 2nd, 2009:
GrobbeeTrull2.0 said:
I never did it. I just said I would. But now that she"s leaving me over China, it doesn"t matter any more now does it? Besides... I didn"t hear you complain.
Hmm, over China, really?
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April 25th, 2009:
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GrobbeeTrull2.0 said:
But Sharmai, really... my girlfriend is 11 weeks pregnant, just passed the "OMG DONT TOUCH ME" phase, and honestly... it wasn"t that bad. If I can manage it without cheating (but ample masturbation) then I"m pretty sure you can too.
Definitely not leaving him over knocking another chick up around the same time. Those fucking Chinese, Zarcath WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?
February 11th, 2009:
GrobbeeTrull2.0 said:
What? Um, you really don"t have the slightest fucking clue what love is. The fact that I was willing to do this wasn"t some grand proclamation of my love, it was simply something to play to her fantasies. Being considerate of your lover is something that real men do. The proclamation of love was MARRYING HER. We had issues that couldn"t be worked out that stemmed from people not telling the whole truth early on, and thus, we are exactly where we are at.
Sucking a dick is a truly minor act in the larger scope of things. I mean, you"ve had girls do it to you that use fellatio as an introduction, clearly they have no problem having cock in their mouth. I"m ashamed that someone as intelligent as you, and especially so anti-religious as you, sounds like some sort of Fundamentalist. "Gays are icky! Penises are only meant to go in a female"s mouth, a female"s vagina, and a female"s anus!"
Come on, now.
This is actually not relevant to anything, but here"s where Grobbee justifies sucking dick and it"s pretty "lol".
Feburary 19th, 2009:
GrobbeeTrull2.0 said:
So, after having my marriage dissolve and turn into something completely strange and weird, I"ve decided to move on. I"ve been friends with this girl for the duration of my time at Wright State, and she and my wife sat in the same row in Chinese class. Unbeknownst to my wife, this woman would have been my first pick, but wasn"t due to her being in a truly unhealthy relationship. Well, now that I"m free, and she is free, we"re giving it a go.
There"s really nothing wrong with her, too, which is fabulous. There are some issues with the treatment she received from her previous boyfriend, but I know those will go away the longer I"m around and caring for her. Hooray!
And also, she plays WoW with me, and is by far the most attractive woman I"ve ever landed. Score!
Divorce is finalzed in less than half a month? What"s going on here. At any rate, he divorces Betsy, and moves on to chica numero dos, who is decidedly hot and may or may not be a photoshop (confirmed: a photoshop). Her name is Ameya, from what I can gather.
February 24th, 2009:
GrobbeeTrull2.0 said:
Well, I"m one of the few here that admits he doesn"t fuck super-models, and I have posted nudes of my ex"s before in other threads. I just don"t do it now, because people on this site only want to see skinny, sharp-kneed bitches.
I"m at work now so I can"t dig around for the photos, free internets to the person who finds them.
February 26th, 2009:
GrobbeeTrull2.0 said:
You got the last seat on the bandwagon! Congratulations! Still ruining your son"s life by being unstable and unable to form lasting relationships that would provide him the foundation for a good life that your ex can provide, but apparently you cannot?
Am I the only normal motherfucker on the internet? How can you post something like this with a straight face when you are doing THE EXACT SAME THING.
March 2nd, 2009:
GrobbeeTrull2.0 said:
I"ve had 5 serious partners that I"ve gonesans raincoatwith and 4 of them liked the aforementioned activity. This over the course of about 9 years. Of course, I"m sure there were a few slip n" dips here or there, but I don"t remember them. Clean bill of health!
It also helps that I have lower standards than you fine gentlemen, and thus, encounter far more "untouched" territory than you might. When a girl tells me "I"ve been with one man and that was 2 years ago" and her STD test comes up clean... well... why not, right?
5 potential baby mamas total it looks like. Not sure what the aforementioned activity is, but I"ll assume it has something to do with eatin cum. I left the second paragraph in because it"s funny to not only watch Grobbee justify sucking dick, but also fucking hose beasts. At this point I"m pretty sure he"d stick his dick in a blender if it had pink blades and an ugly wig.
April 2nd, 2009: Two links because this is a long motherfucker,
<-- his ex-wife he divorced in February (Betsy)
TLDR is that Grobbee cheats on his wife, justifies it by saying it was her fault. What a fuckin asshole.
April 30th, 2009: Another two links,
The first post is his ex-wife (Betsy) pretending to be another woman, and the second is his girlfriend at the time (Ameya) responding to it. This is also the post where we find out that Grobbee is dating The Count from Sesame Street, because only a master of counting could work that into their post and not have it seem unnatural. What a suave motherfucker, I would be happy to get a slice of Oscar"s ass you know what I"m saying?
July 19th, 2009: Grobbee gets married to pregnant chick/current girlfriend (Ameya). Still with her afaik.
November 3rd, 2009:
Grobbee in an E-mail to Rachel said:
Anyway, I"m sorry that you were hurt. But sometimes the truth hurts. Maybe this will lead to a better life for Alex. And better sex for us.
November 17th, 2009: Son Killian is born, mother Ameya. This is my brother"s birthday, actually, so I"m going to have to request that you reschedule it.
January 7th, 2010:
Grobbee in an E-mail to Rachel said:
While I"m in Ohio, costs will be shared as you deem fit. I expect to see him weekends as often as possible. I will drive up to get him as much as I can. (Bonus alone time for us!! )
Apparently still having sex with Rachel while he"s married to Ameya, while his baby boy is born. Stay classy, Jeremy.