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Couple Killed, Attacker Bit Off Part Of Man's Face
Cannibalism, animal sounds, Florida man.
TEQUESTA (CBSMiami) — Investigators are trying to find out what caused a college student to gruesomely attack and kill a Martin County couple – even biting off bits of the husband’s face.

“We are going to continue pursuing the blood work, hoping that it does reveal something,” said Martin County Sheriff William Snyder on Tuesday. “The blood work at the hospital did tests for normal street drugs if I could use that term, cocaine, marijuana, opioids. There was nothing present in his blood at that time.”

On Monday night, the sheriff’s office received a call from a person who said he was stabbed while trying to help a neighbor.

When a deputy arrived she found a man, 19-year-old Austin Harrouff, lying on top of another man in the driveway of a home at 19009 Kokomo Lane.

“She immediately closed the gap between herself and that fight and deployed her Taser. When she got there she realized that the offender was actually biting the victim in the face and causing what turned out to be substantial trauma to his face,” said Snyder earlier on Tuesday.


The deputy shot him again with her Taser to no avail. She then tried to physically pull Harrouff off his victim.


“She took a hold of him and tried to pull him off but he was exhibiting abnormal levels of strength, he’s fairly muscular,” said Snyder.

Synder added that Harrouff was a wrestler and in top physical shape.

The sheriff said his deputies did not try to shoot Harrouff because the angles were too close and they were afraid of hitting his victim.

It took several deputies and a K9 to overpower Harrouff and take him into custody.

The victim on the ground, 59-year-old John Stevens III, died in the driveway. His wife, 53-year-old Michelle Stevens, was found dead inside the home’s garage.

As of Tuesday afternoon, the autopsy was completed on Stevens.

“The male victim died of multiple, serious stab wounds and blunt trauma,” said Snyder. “He had serious stab wounds to his head and neck and chest.”

The autopsy on his wife is expected to be completed Wednesday.

As for the neighbor who called 911, he was airlifted to St. Mary’s Trauma Center. Snyder said he underwent surgery on Tuesday and is not in life-threatening conditions.

Steve Fisher, the father of the neighbor who tried to break up the fight, said his son is lucky to be alive.

“Twice here – once here – once in the stab wound in the back and large cut. Thank God Jeff had enough sense to get back into the house,” said Fisher.

Harrouff was also taken to St. Mary’s Medical Center. As of Tuesday afternoon, his condition had deteriorated significantly since the morning and he was in life-threatening conditions.

“Whether he will ultimately survive is just not known at this time,” said Snyder.

Harrouff’s family is torn apart.

“They are overcome with grief and are dealing with the fact of what their son did and now they dealing with the fact that they may lose their son entirely,” Snyder said.

Snyder said when he got to the hospital Monday night, he was making “animal-like sounds and was somewhat incoherent.” Snyder said if he does survive, he will be taken to the Palm Beach County Jail.

Suspect in Fla. deadly face-biting attack has bizarre online persona
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Evernothing

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And the winner of most Canadian crime of all time goes to....

Thief robs Manitoba beer store wearing goalie mask, pads

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Two wealthy sociopaths try to frame a PTA volunteer over a perceived slight, plan backfires epicly

The actual crime is relatively mundane, the depths of sociopathy and deceit displayed by the wealthy couple are insane. Completely bizarre story.


Police stopped the firefighter as he pulled away in his pickup. His name was Glen Gomez. He drove an engine for a Los Angeles Fire Department station house, 50 miles north. He said he was in town to visit “a beautiful Swedish girl, her name is Jill.”

Their affair had been going on for 2½ years. They arranged trysts, swapped explicit photos and traded exuberantly pornographic texts, court records would show. She called him her “sex ninja,” “Papi” and “Mr. Delicious.” He called her his “sex goddess,” “baby girl” and “Mrs. Delicious.”

Gomez’s phone records showed he hadn’t been near the scene of the drug-planting, but detectives hoped to enlist his help.

They were tight-lipped with details, but told him that he was in the middle of something very serious, something that could hurt both his family and his career.

They kept saying, “She’ll ruin you.” He kept saying, “I love her.”

Would he wear a wire? police asked.

On March 23, nearly three weeks after the warrants were served, he agreed. He wanted to show he had nothing to hide, and seemed to have a second motive: curiosity.

He met her in a park down the block from her house. She brought her two youngest children. She told them her male friend was the park ranger. She told them to go play. There was a playground with a sandbox, swings, slide and seesaw.



oh god this story is insane...
 
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I read the first few paragraphs, it reads like an amateur cop drama script, like a failed attempt at a law and order episode some random bad writer sent in. I couldn't deal with the stupid long enough to get the actual "story"
 
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why the fuck can't i read a chapter of class work as eagerly as this bad soap opera "news" story

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It's like Law and Order: Dipshit Crimes Unit. The reason for the beef is insanely petty, the crime itself was mundane vs over-the-top police response, the rich lawyer couple pulled every crazy legal trick in the book to avoid responsibility, which backfired into both of them going to jail, getting divorced and losing a civil suit. They still won't tell a straight story about what happened. The life of everyone involved is worse afterwards.

The rich woman does have some of the most outstanding crazy eyes I've ever seen:

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That story was insane.

I can't believe those sociopaths still have not payed her any of the settlement.

LOL, look at the reviews of Jill Easters book on Amazon: https://www.amazon.ca/Holding-House-Ava-Bjork/dp/0983555907

If you go to the 2011 reviews you can see her shilling and 5-star rating her own book, including a review by a "Dava from Orange County".
 
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That story was insane.

I can't believe those sociopaths still have not payed her any of the settlement.

LOL, look at the reviews of Jill Easters book on Amazon: https://www.amazon.ca/Holding-House-Ava-Bjork/dp/0983555907

If you go to the 2011 reviews you can see her shilling and 5-star rating her own book, including a review by a "Dava from Orange County".

I feel bad for the husband though. He thought he'd be a #whiteknight for his queen (who was fucking a hot stud on the side) but it ended with his life ending.

hilariously funny and tragic...or justice...
 
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This photograph depicts Center for Disease Control laboratory technician, Henry Bishop holding a mass of Ascaris lumbricoides worms, which had been passed by a child in Kenya, Africa. This nematode parasitizes the human small intestine, and is spread from human to human by the fecal-oral route. Children seem to be infected more often than adults, and though the organisms depicted here originated in Africa, the disease can be acquired in the southeastern as well United States.

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