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Kaige

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Man tells police he ordered pot but armed robbers showed up instead, officials say | NJ.com


A Jersey City man told police he ordered marijuana from his drug dealer and left his door open to receive the delivery but three robbers in masks, one armed with a gun, showed up instead, officials said.

Just after 3 p.m. on Monday the 25-year-old victim told police that at 3 a.m. ?he called his drug dealer known as ?Black? and ordered an 1/8th ounce of marijuana. He then went downstairs and unlocked the apartment to allow ?Black? access, a police report says.

At 3:15 p.m., there was a knock on his door and he was confronted by three men wearing black masks, one armed with a handgun. He was struck on the left side of his head with the gun and forced face down on his couch. He was then held there until one of the men covered his head with a pillowcase and bound his hands and feet with television cable, the report says.

For the next 10 minutes, one of the men held a gun to his head while the other two ransacked his apartment. When they were done, the man holding the gun to his head said ?We are going to leave you with your keys and your life. Count to a hundred before you move,? the report says.

Once the robbers left, the victim fled his apartment and stayed at his grandmother?s home for the night. When he returned home he found the robbers had taken a television worth $700, a television worth $400, a cell phone worth $400, and IPod worth $400 and $2,000 in cash, the report says.

The report does not say if the pot was delivered.
 

zombiewizardhawk

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I like how he didn't expect to get robbed when he was trying to be a sugar daddy for a couple hood rats (given away by the name Shalaina). The hood rat part also explains why the bitch doesn't understand she committed a crime.
 

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Moose shot and killed outside Marlborough Mall

Welcome to Canada, where even our moose try to get some sweet Black Friday deals.
 

Ichu

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I think the bigger WTF story is that anyone, moose or not, would go to Sears.
 

Kaige

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John Arwood Amber Campbell arrested after being trapped in a closet at Daytona State College - Orlando Sentinel


Human feces found in closet where couple spent 2 days

A man and a woman thought they were trapped in a Daytona State College closet for two days until police let them out Tuesday - and found out the two could have opened the door themselves.

John Arwood, 31, and Amber Campbell, 25, claimed they were chased into the closet on Sunday, Daytona Beach police said.

After two days in a Marine and Environmental Science Center janitor's closet, where police found human feces and copper scouring pads sometimes used to smoke crack, Arwood called 911 from his cell phone, police said.

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Officers tracked his phone's location and let him and Campbell out. It's unclear why Arwood didn't call 911 until Tuesday.

A police officer, trying to figure out how the two could have gotten locked in, went into the closet and closed the door, police said. The door did not lock.

Officers did not find drugs in the closet, police said.

Arwood and Campbell were charged with trespassing. Campbell was also charged with violating her probation, which she was given after resisting arrest in 2013.

Arwood's criminal record includes five prior jail sentences in Florida since 2000 for offenses including armed burglary, possession of more than 20 grams of marijuana, and fleeing law enforcement.