Yesterday was my dog's 4th birthday.

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Izo

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Yeah Chaos, Izo never goes into a thread and overanalyzes topics in a faggy way.

Ever.
Breeds don't matter, training matters.

I see this thread has replaced your ecig crusade. Nice to see you annoy everyone here just as much as you did there.
I made no bargain, you're a self absorbed idiot who shits up threads.

By your logic you owe me $50 for the unspoken bet we made.

Idiot.
Agreed Brutul, but thats what happens when Izo shows up.

Also Baku seems like a awesome dog.

I have to warn you though Xar, posting more videos of two vicious dogs who are clearly fighting to the death wont be tolerated from here on out.
Seems to me it's you who acts like a fag when you show up in a thread -invited by yours truly even. I'm sure you can spin that to get your dick sucked in here while blowing a dogwhispereror two. I'll just shake my head and shrug, Twat.

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Tarrant

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And yet no one invited you and you keep posting. Odd.

Someday you'll come to terms with your faggyness, it'll be like when Goliath realized he was a ugly chick trapped in a guys body. It'll be a very enlightening day for you I'm sure.
 

khalid

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Great videos, your dog and kid are cute as fuck. All these haters that are scared of dogs should go grow a set of testicles and stop crying. The earlier you socialize a dog with a child the better it goes for both imo.
 

Xarpolis

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He eats pretty much anything. He'll devour broccoli also. We just search out what's toxic (Grapes) and don't give him that type of thing.
 
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I'm still curious how you got your dog to eat anything other than raw deer organs and pigs blood in his water bowl. Also, do your neighbors have a problem with the Hunger Games you hold every year to appease Baku?

Pitbulls gonna pitbull above all else.
 

Agraza

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I have been around plenty of dogs when eating a banana, and they're all like "oh he is enjoying that banana, maybe I would like it" while sad staring at it. So I offer it to them, thinking "maybe different this time". Nope, they sniff it all wetly, ruining it, and then snort on it before looking away. I got one to chew on a carrot for like five seconds before his tongue communicated with his tiny brain that carrots are terrible.
 

Noodleface

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I have to say that I would not have guessed that posting a video of singing happy birthday to a dog could turn into a 10 page thread.
4 page master race checking in.

This thread is all sorts of retarded. Guy has a cool dog, it seems awesome, it makes his daughter happy thus making his wife and him happy. What the fuck is all the yammering about? Contrary to popular belief, you don't have to argue everything on the internet. Some things you can just leave be. Like a family and their dog having a good time. You can leave that alone. Your life would probably be better.
 

Falstaff

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my pit will eat any food you give him. any fruit, any vegetable. He loves bananas and carrots. He even ate a banana peel out of the garbage can once.

he is also afraid of anything and everything. plastic bags, cords, moderately loud noises, etc. He's been great with our baby so far.

anyways, behold the face of terror

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chaos

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AHHHHHHHH! VICIOUS MANEATER! How do you fight him off when he is in his blood frenzy? etc etc.

Nice looking dog, though. My first one was a black and white with a very similar pattern fur to him.
 

khalid

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Here is the current list of illegal dogs here:

The law, here (Northern Europe),
1) Pitbull terrier.
2) Tosa inu.
3) American staffordshire terrier.
4) Fila brasileiro.
5) Dogo argentino.
6) American bulldog.
7) Boerboel.
8)Kangal.
9) Central asian ovtcharka.
10) Caucasian ovtcharka.
11) Sydrussisk ovtcharka.
12) Tornjak.
13) Sarplaninac.
My dog is only half-Kangal. Does that mean Izo wants him to die
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That isn't a supersized tennis ball between his paws. It is actually a babies head.