Yesterday was my dog's 4th birthday.

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Dabamf_sl

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Maybe it made those sounds because you still smell a bit of cat food? I don't think you can wash the smell off.
That chick added me on Facebook recently. I don't know how she found me because my full name isn't real. Anyway, I saw her pic and it brought back fond memories and made me crave some Fancy Feast
 

Arbitrary

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I think dogs are overrated. Here's a picture of my pet sow. Pigs are very, very intelligent animals and even as I was taking this photo she knew I was somehow making fun of her and emitted a low growl during the entire affair.

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Falstaff

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That's a fat fucking dog.

So far in 10 months my pit bull is still in love with our daughter, but I'm a terrible parent so what do I know. I'm sure you can find stories of a pit bull eating a 10 month old kid so who cares, this discussion is pointless for that exact reason.
 

BrutulTM

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Is that a beagle of some sort? My brother has a beagle and she is not fat but getting fat seems to be her main ambition in life and he just won't let her.
 

Tuco

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I think dogs are overrated. Here's a picture of my pet sow. Pigs are very, very intelligent animals and even as I was taking this photo she knew I was somehow making fun of her and emitted a low growl during the entire affair.

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hahahaha
 

Noodleface

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My dog is pretty awesome usually. The other day we gave it a new bone and my wife walked near the dog and it started showing teeth. We took it away and I have never seen a dog so sad in my life. It went to the bedroom at 7PM and never came back. Little shithead.
 

Musab

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Stats...of course pitbull bites are high, they're probably the most owned dog in America.