You know you're getting old when.....

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Joeboo

Joeboo

Molten Core Raider
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The little kid from Hansen is now 28 years old.

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Void

Void

BAU BAU
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When, as a dude, you let the pubes go full bush once in awhile because who cares? (Ladies shouldn't ever do this!)
 
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Burnesto

Molten Core Raider
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Maester Chuk_sl said:
radio shack makes you give your name and address when you buy fucking AA batteries.
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I think there is a scam behind this. Some Kang at my local walmart was trying to return batteries recently when I wanted to get rid of a xmas gift. For some reason he was lying about the price, among other things. I'm not sure how it works, but this guy didn't either apparently.
 
Gamma Rays

Gamma Rays

Large sized member
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In June this year the movie "Jurassic Park' will turn 21 years old.

It can legally buy a drink anywhere in the U.S.
 
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Flight

Molten Core Raider
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When you search for MILF and think most of them are young enough to be your daughter. So you start clicking on MATURE instead.
 
Pancreas

Pancreas

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When your preferred listening habits shift towards talk/news radio rather than music for the daily commute.
 
Julian The Apostate

Julian The Apostate

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Pancreas_sl said:
When your preferred listening habits shift towards talk/news radio rather than music for the daily commute.
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This (though my main offense is listening to podcasts) and also if your justification for not listening to the radio is because they don't have any good new music nowadays.
 
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Insomnia_sl

shitlord
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If I'm not listening to Pandora in the car, its on one of the 3 sport talk channels. I hate country, pop and rap so that pretty much excludes 99% of the radio stations. The only rock station plays garbage almost all the time
 
Soygen

Soygen

The Dirty Dozen For the Price of One
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You know you're getting old when you think 2001 is when fohguild.org started.
 
JVIRUS

JVIRUS

Golden Knight of the Realm
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...when all you wish for each day is ONE, just ONE healthy bowel movement that isn't a hellish nightmare
 
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