You know you're getting old when.....

Snake32_sl said:

...you bend over to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you can do while you're down there.

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I never thought wanting to get butt fucked was a part of getting old.

when you meet up with the girl you lost your virginity to and she has 2 adult sons. also when you boned her it was 1984. :/

When you start having trouble with your sciatica

Hoss_sl said:

when you decided you weren't going to post in this thread when it first started, cause dammit you're not old. Then you were surprised today when you realized you had.

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I'll be 32 in March and luckily in my field I still deal with mostly late 50s to mid 60s (Accountants & upper management) but every time I hit up my wife's Bestbuy and am forced to have conversations to "be nice" for her employees. I spend the entire drive home hating anyone in the 18-25 generation. I think the she plans it this way to make me realize how far past starting over I really am, no fucking way I could raise another wife. Not that I would, but I've decided Stupid is the new trend for even college students these days..

Now my contribution...when you have to explain references to young cousins found in the movie "Social Network"..aka Napster.

Vlett_sl said:

I'll be 32 in March

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This makes me feel old.

Eddie Van Halen turns 59 today.

This Album is 30 years old.


Where my huggies at.

Last Friday was my 43rd birthday which really didn't bother me. However at work one guy I have known all my life (my dad retired from this same company) mentioned that I have been dating the same women on and off for 20 years. It didn't really hit me till on the drive home. Man that made me feel old.

Agenor_sl said:

Eddie Van Halen turns 59 today.

This Album is 30 years old.

Where my huggies at.

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I saw that there on The MTV!

World of Warcraft launched ten years ago this year.

Famm_sl said:

World of Warcraft launched ten years ago this year.

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when expansions that came out every 6 months seemed like way too long and now once a year seems way too fast.

Next month, Starcraft will be old enough to drive.

Green Day's "Dookie" is 20 years old.

When you keep trying to get the weird piece of string, or wife's hair or whatever that is stuck in front of your eye, only to discover that it's your own MUTANT EYEBROW HAIR.

Truly I would be king, in the land of the eyebrow-less.

I used to yank it out, but now I just tell myself that it's where I keep a garotte in case I get attacked by assassins.

Nosehair though, I yank that shit right on out.

NOPE.