You know you're getting old when.....

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You probably took wooden nickels for them.
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watching deep impact for the 1st time in like 20 years and realize don't even have chance to be save now
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if not seen or remember, they are going to pick some 800k randoms to live in caves for 2 years
 
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Went to a funeral for someone younger than me. I've been to many for people well under retirement age but that one was new.
 
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guntubers talking about the trump shooting. "a president getting shot is a thing....."
my brain immediately. wait what, rega......oh they are young
 
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You're not supposed to eat the unpopped kernals? I would always eat a handful with each batch They still had butter flavor so I'd suck on them till they got soft. Then there was that one time I had a mouthful and spit them at my sister like they were watermelon seeds. We were in the living room at the time. The ass whoopin I got ensured I only ever did that once.

My favorite kernals were always the half popped ones.
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Just before you die you should eat a whole pound of unpopped kernels. That will make the cremation a lot more festive.
 
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Just before you die you should eat a whole pound of unpopped kernels. That will make the cremation a lot more festive.
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This is why I eat a tablespoon of gunpowder on my oatmeal every morning.
 
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it has been over 40 years since cartoon shorts were regularly shown before movies
 
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it has been over 40 years since cartoon shorts were regularly shown before movies
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Just talking to my wife today about movies and theaters...

Do you realize that there's a better than zero chance a baby born this year will never watch a movie in a theater at all? Between attention spans having been retuned to 30-60 second limits, fewer movies being made, and theaters dwindling it's becoming realistic that theaters will be a rare thing only old people think or care about soon.

And it's getting to the point even for people who enjoy long form entertainment.... We have a 70" screen at home, digital surround sound, and all our favorite food. And I can watch movies naked in my recliner if I so choose.. Outside it being the nearest place to score a funnel cake what reason do I have to go there?
 
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Just talking to my wife today about movies and theaters...

Do you realize that there's a better than zero chance a baby born this year will never watch a movie in a theater at all? Between attention spans having been retuned to 30-60 second limits, fewer movies being made, and theaters dwindling it's becoming realistic that theaters will be a rare thing only old people think or care about soon.

And it's getting to the point even for people who enjoy long form entertainment.... We have a 70" screen at home, digital surround sound, and all our favorite food. And I can watch movies naked in my recliner if I so choose.. Outside it being the nearest place to score a funnel cake what reason do I have to go there?
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No chance I'm going to the movies again. Two of our local theaters turned in to the kind with the huge, reclining chairs. This causes people to bring their blankets from home. As a result the theaters now have bed bugs. Screw that. Also, I have a nice TV, access to the movies I want to see, and I can make myself popcorn and drink a beer without having to spend $20. I have never really enjoyed the movie theatre anyway. There have been a few movies I've gone to just to see them on the big screen, I conic things like Star Wars or whatever. But screw it.

Also, I always loved Chilly Willy.

 
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Haus said:
Just talking to my wife today about movies and theaters...

Do you realize that there's a better than zero chance a baby born this year will never watch a movie in a theater at all? Between attention spans having been retuned to 30-60 second limits, fewer movies being made, and theaters dwindling it's becoming realistic that theaters will be a rare thing only old people think or care about soon.

And it's getting to the point even for people who enjoy long form entertainment.... We have a 70" screen at home, digital surround sound, and all our favorite food. And I can watch movies naked in my recliner if I so choose.. Outside it being the nearest place to score a funnel cake what reason do I have to go there?
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Its weird cus drive-in movie theatres are making a comeback. Not sure if its a nation wide phenomena but during Covid the drive-in was like the only theatre that stayed open and surged in popularity then with inflation rampant it just, sorta stuck around. Drive up in your own comfortable ass car with your own snacks listening to the movie from your own stereo not having to listen to retards or nogs talk during the whole fucking thing. And of course if netflix and chill hits you, you can just, you know, climb in the back seat and fuck right there if you want.
 
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Spent the last 3 days agonizing over which CPU to buy, how much I should spend and whether I even should.

10 years ago I had far less money and would impulse buy a 2 grand PC with no concern whatsoever.
 
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Its weird cus drive-in movie theatres are making a comeback. Not sure if its a nation wide phenomena but during Covid the drive-in was like the only theatre that stayed open and surged in popularity then with inflation rampant it just, sorta stuck around. Drive up in your own comfortable ass car with your own snacks listening to the movie from your own stereo not having to listen to retards or nogs talk during the whole fucking thing. And of course if netflix and chill hits you, you can just, you know, climb in the back seat and fuck right there if you want.
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I don’t think banging in the back seat of a car has any business being mentioned in the getting old thread! That shit sucks ass
 
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I don’t think banging in the back seat of a car has any business being mentioned in the getting old thread! That shit sucks ass
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Would not recommend in 2025 for any age if you value discretion. I work at an airport and the security loves nothing more than trying to find people doing a farewell quickie in the parking lot. It's amazing how much these modern PTZ cameras can zoom in, they'll be in a car a hundred meters from the camera and the picture is like if someone was holding a phone camera only a few steps away from the car.
 
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Would not recommend in 2025 for any age if you value discretion. I work at an airport and the security loves nothing more than trying to find people doing a farewell quickie in the parking lot. It's amazing how much these modern PTZ cameras can zoom in, they'll be in a car a hundred meters from the camera and the picture is like if someone was holding a phone camera only a few steps away from the car.
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got it. So ugly people should bang in the airport parking lot to teach them a lesson.
 
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