You know you're getting old when.....

Mist_sl said:

Just do what every guy who doesn't have a wife/kids does and has enough money to live comfortably, aka, spend your time attempting to fuck as many 20-something year old girls as you can. Or dudes, or trannies, or whatever the fuck you're into.

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i do try and again i have a relative success but not porn star succuess. im no sam da man, but i do just fine on average. i just get bored too quickly, and its not just woman, its activities.

it wasnt always like this, it happened slowly over time. its sort of reached the point where i dont care about dying. i dont WANT to die, but i just dont care. so ill do things like buy my own wingsuit and basejump with zero training or real world experience, just an afternoon of reading and some youtube classroom. this is where the average not great thing comes in. i dont skim the rocks like those crazy fucks do, but still do it. then ill go crazy with that hobby for 3-6 months and move on to the next thing, like building my own go-kart....ohhh now i need to lean amateur welding...and so the cycle continues

once a year or so i get a little depressed and think about what if i got married or stayed with(insert girl here) and think "she was a good one" then i remember everything little thing in the relationship i hated and move on. im ok for the moment but id be a liar if i said im not concerned about being 60....70 and still like this, if i live that long(history of family cancer)

Worst part is no one expects shit from me. friends and family are all accepting but they dont even pretend im anything but a party animal, crazy, waste of space.

whatever, thread off topic. i know im old though because im starting to get crows feet and im getting concerned about dumb shit like drinking coffee is turning my teeth brown so i use white strips.

im also considering going to a doctor for the first time in over 15 years

edit: sorry, wrote on tablet

Deathwing_sl said:

Is there some rule that says there must always be one ephebophile on a forum at all times?

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Learned a new word today....

When your oldest is two years from turning 30...

I think that's actually going to hit me harder than when I turned 30. Hell I still looked good for my age back then..

you know you're old when the girl you felt like a dirty old man for lusting after (i was 24 she was 17) is now 36 with 2 kids and looks like the scarecrow from the wizard of oz.

You know you're getting old when you stop to look at your refrigerator magnets and notice there is six generations from different pizza places and the oldest ones have 7 digit phone numbers.

There's something other than 7 digit phone numbers?

You are required to dial the area code now, making it a 10 digit phone number. Unless you're dialing a number in the same area code as you....

Oh you know I usually call pizza places that are ~50 miles away for food, you guys dont?!

They changed something here in vegas sometime in may, I can't just dial the 7 digit number anymore, I have to add the area code to every number, doesn't matter if its the house next door or on the other side of town. So all the old advertisements/signs etc are wrong and had to be re-done.

I haven't been able to dial only seven digits for fucking ever. I'm also old enough to remember when the entire state of Maryland only had one area code, then when they added a second. Now of course, with the age of cell phones especially, there are a metric shitton of them. I have no fucking clue how many different area codes there are now.

Famm_sl said:

I haven't been able to dial only seven digits for fucking ever. I'm also old enough to remember when the entire state of Maryland only had one area code, then when they added a second. Now of course, with the age of cell phones especially, there are a metric shitton of them. I have no fucking clue how many different area codes there are now.

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This is pretty much what I meant. On a cell phone, it automatically adds the area code you're in if you only dial 7 digits. My cell phone is out of Orlando, and I live in Jacksonville, so I have to dial my area code all the time. On a land line, which next to no one owns anymore, you're required to dial area codes at all times.

We only have area codes for landlines. Why would there be an area code for amobiletelephone? Do you have to change the area code depending on where the mobile phone is at the moment of the call?

Because a lot of shit over here in muricah is fucking retarded.

I blame the democratic party.