You know you're getting old when.....

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lurkingdirk

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Drajakur_sl said:
Paul's Boutique is 25 years old.
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Damn. Now I feel old.
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Malakriss

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When searching for something to watch on a Monday night your son tells you a Lewis Black special is on EPIX and you don't know who Lewis Black is

Disclaimer: I am the son.
 
Haus

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Drajakur_sl said:
Paul's Boutique is 25 years old. Ouch. Remember cruising around with my cousin drinking and smoking listening to this over-and-over in highschool.
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Ugh... Considering my cruising in high school album was Licensed to Ill (1986)... I know those feels....
 
zippitydoda

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..when you have a hard time deciding to either go to the party or just "rest up for next week"
 
Hoss

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How can anyone alive today not know who lewis black is? He's been yelling at us for no reason since the 80's.

But what is EPIX?
 
zippitydoda

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Our dog's name was Wile E Coyote when we rescued him and most kids have no idea who Wile E Coyote is.
 
Kreugen

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The child in line ahead of you buys a carton of cigarettes and gets in her car and drives away.
 
Hoss

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Where are you on the age scale if this is the first time you've ever seen the name brian may or his picture? I thought I recognized him for a second, but then I realized he just kinda favors Brent Spiner.
 
BrotherWu

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The other day I bent over to pick up something (and apparently made some grunting noise) and my 7yo in the other room asked me if I stubbed my toe. I'VE BEEN WORKING OUT KID- I'M SORE!
 
Hoss

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Did you look like your avatar? Cause he looks like he stubbed his toe.
 
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Hoss_sl said:
Where are you on the age scale if this is the first time you've ever seen the name brian may or his picture? I thought I recognized him for a second, but then I realized he just kinda favors Brent Spiner.
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What is this I don't even...

Young. Like really young.Everyonehas heard of Brian May.
 
Aaron

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...when you find you cannot trust your own arsehole as you used to. Over the past year or so I've had a couple of minor accidents when farting what I thought would be a regular fart but contained a small "surprise". I'm not talking about full blown shitting my pants here, but it does need a change of undies. And then there is the opposite, when I fart and think something has come but it's a false positive. You know you're getting old when your own arsehole turns on you!
 
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