When you're older than 80% of the women who do MILF porn and have to watch GILF porn to get your older-woman-fantasy fix.
You know you're getting old when.....
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Soygen
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...When at a liquor store and there's a, "We check ID of anyone looking younger than 40" sign and you don't get ID'd.
when you show up to a magic tourney and most of the people there are younger than the cards in your binder...
Chukzombi
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i wish i had gotten ID'd as a kid, all the liquor stores in my area were corrupt as hell and sold whatever to anyone. at 13 i could buy booze, cigarettes, rolling papers, knives and once i even bought a machete at a hispanic liquor store.
it really removes your rebellion abilities when there is nothing you cant have. i couldnt even scare my parents with my heavy metal, because my dad liked the same music and my mom didnt know that heavy metal was a thing , i even once tried to explain to her that it was supposed to have hidden messages from the devil and she was like, thats nice, have fun.
i notice im getting old when i look at pictures of myself from over 20 years ago and im still trimming my beard in the same way, also that my mustache is finally growing in thick, except now its also growing in gray.
it really removes your rebellion abilities when there is nothing you cant have. i couldnt even scare my parents with my heavy metal, because my dad liked the same music and my mom didnt know that heavy metal was a thing , i even once tried to explain to her that it was supposed to have hidden messages from the devil and she was like, thats nice, have fun.
i notice im getting old when i look at pictures of myself from over 20 years ago and im still trimming my beard in the same way, also that my mustache is finally growing in thick, except now its also growing in gray.
This thread is making me incredibly sad.
... When you have a kid that is only three years away from high school
... When you have a kid that is only three years away from high school
lurker
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Borzak
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You're old when you can remember when legal drinking age in your state was 17 and 15 for a drivers license and 14 for learners permit.
My great shame is that I actually saw those guys in concert once.Speaking of MTV, any of you other old fucks remember Color Me Badd?
This is the same guy.
