Gankak
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You know you're getting old when.....
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
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When you look at miles per gallon , instead of standing quarter mile times when considering a new car.
a c i d.f l y
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Shit, I was manually calculating this with every car I've had to ensure the shit was still operating "well enough". Fucking beaters. Even if my current one still gets 34 mpg. Mostly.
This is the most depressing thread I have ever read. I refuse to read further...mainly because I forgot my glasses and am having trouble reading this god damn fine print. Damn kids and their new fangled "High Res" screens. Why in my day we had two colors on our screens - dark green and mustard yellow. And we were glad to have it!
Soygen
The Dirty Dozen For the Price of One
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That's more of a symptom of "broke" or "boring". Plenty of old farts still like fast cars.
badlok
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In my time (that's old) i was looking for the cheapest car on fuel now i just don't give a damn and bought something i want to drive
RobXIII
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When you're on vacation in Hawaii hiking a random trail, and get passed by an entire female sports team from the High School, and they're all in teeny yoga shorts and bikini tops. They never dressed like that when I was in High School dammit (1994 lol ;\ )
Also: Damn this thread, my wife plucked two giant white hairs from my ear yesterday. That's a first.
Also: Damn this thread, my wife plucked two giant white hairs from my ear yesterday. That's a first.
Pancreas
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I have had a single white hair show up. I plucked it out, held it in front of all of the others. I proceeded to burn it with a lighter so they all knew what was in store for them if they decided to "play dead". I fear the day when tyranny and brutality are no longer enough to maintain control over those souless bastards.
Anyways you know you are old when the number of weddings you attend in a given year exceeds the number of concerts. After that, it's graduations for people you remember holding as babies. Then way down the line it's funerals of people you remember from school.
So basically, just never stop going to shows and you'll always feel young. That's the only explanation I have for some of the people I see out there.
Anyways you know you are old when the number of weddings you attend in a given year exceeds the number of concerts. After that, it's graduations for people you remember holding as babies. Then way down the line it's funerals of people you remember from school.
So basically, just never stop going to shows and you'll always feel young. That's the only explanation I have for some of the people I see out there.
When you are on a date and the girl says she was divorced and you end up sleeping with her anyway....
Mist
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