You know you're getting old when.....

Guurn said:

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That image reminds me of about half the teenage girl heartthobs in the 70s.

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lol, you made me think about who the fuck that is for ten minutes. Leif Garret. and yes he does look like that chick. he is kind of feminine.

... two twelve hour days of Lost Ark make you want to sleep for the rest of the week. WTF I understand losing stamina for sex, but for something I actually like? It's like nerd hell.

I hooked up with my first HS gf right after filing for divorce from my ex. My ex was fucking around, and we both knew it was done. For some reason I had her SUV and was visiting family to get away after the split. This girl messaged me on FB back when I had an account. On a whim I sent her my number and she called like damn near instant. She had moved to SC but was in town to visit family in KY. My guess is the high school friend gossip train told her what was up. The amazing coincidence was we were both in town (or was it?). We met up and I fucked the hell out of her a few times in my ex’s suv. About a year later I met up with her in SC when I was there on business and she got a babysitter.

she had me come up with a reason to call my ex so she could blow me during the call. Did I mention I broke up with this chick to date my ex? 12 years later for a revenge scheme that didn’t matter to my ex. But I took the dick sucking. Have not seen or heard from her since, and I’ve been remarried with kids a long time.

Gutterflesh said:

Your only form of social media is a MMO message board from 1999.

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its still better than actual social media. technically, these twitter and facebook fags stole our shit. Ezboard has a good case. wonder if those guys are still around?

Hoss said:

We're all rooting for her to be strapped for cash and so sell you an expensive camera you don't want in exchange for a BJ while she's crying uncontrollably.

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I just want to say that for some inexplicable reason I laughed at this for WAY to long. Well done.

Lanx said:

So I moved my mailbox from the right side of the driveway to the left, I stubbed my toe on the old post.. Only it was worst some how I cracked my the tip of my toe nail and the sharp end dug into my toe and I only noticed when I went inside and wondered where the trail of blood came from. My fucking toenails are brittle, wtf is that shit

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True story - 5 years ago I went across Canada to visit my sister and 35 seconds after getting out of the rental car I blew my Achilles tendon going back for a jump shot at the driveway basketball hoop. Got to bond with my sister for the first time in years in a small town hospital waiting room.

The You Know You Are Getting Old issue is that I had partially injured/torn that tendon playing football some 20 years before and I guess it never properly healed and I reached the age when it decided to tear clean through. Felt like I got shot in the leg when it happened. It didn't hurt much until the healing/rebonding process.

The frail connection to Lanx's story is that, while gimping around with crutches 3 days later I stubbed the middle toe of my other foot against a crutch so hard I am sure it broke. It was purple and swollen and incredibly painful. That is some dumb old man shit.

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It was also 30+ degrees (Edit - Canadian Degrees) and incredibly humid for the week I was at my sister's, and having my first cast ever was incredibly uncomfortable. When I got it cut off in Calgary and a new and much more modern and comfortable fiberglass cast put on, the tech asked me if I had gotten that plaster cast wet. Yeah, from the inside out because I was sweating balls for 7 days straight. I used to point a fan at the toes to try and cool it off inside to little avail.

Then apparently I was allergic to the blue dye in my sister's laundry detergent so when I got home I had a nasty rash on my armpits and inner thighs for which I had to get prescription medication.

I am not sure I will ever visit again.

Slaanesh69 said:

I just want to say that for some inexplicable reason I laughed at this for WAY to long. Well done.

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i thought it was funny too since i used to be a commercial photographer back in the day and used an expensive camera supplied by the company. then i went freelance and people didnt seem to notice the difference between a large format to a 35mm format for their weddings/parties. most people preferred the informal snapshots than the formal group photos anyway. i also mixed that in with footage from a camcorder. i dunno how people could stand watching 4 hours of people eating cakes and doing the electric slide, but whatever floats people's boats. money is money. i still collect vintage and antique cameras. i have several functional examples from the 1920-60s i keep on display.

Lanx said:

my hands are all black

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Sounds like something you need to talk to Brahma about

i was looking for discounts codes and realized qualify for some senior discounts