Sanrith Descartes
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You know you're getting old when.....
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Hoss
Make America's Team Great Again
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You sound like someone who sucked a dick for one between November 1993 and June 1994 (when Sega released the 32-bit add on for the genesis)
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jeydax
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Had an arborist/tree company at our place yesterday to trim/prune/clean up 6 trees on our property that were getting a little out of hand. We've lived at our current place a little over 5 years and other than minor (very minor) trimming here and there over the years I really haven't done shit. They did pretty damn good job, clean up was great, etc etc etc.
In the process, I asked them to remove 2 squirrel nests because squirrels are annoying as fuck. One of the nests was abandoned, however, the other one had 3 babies in it. They explained that we could call animal control (they did but they were busy or some shit, who knows), or we could just wait for the mom to relocate the nest and they said typically they'll try and move the nest a little ways away.
That fucking squirrel trolled the shit out of me. She literally moved the nest to the tree right the fuck next to it.
I think if this had happened 4-5 years ago, after having just settled into the house, I'd be raging. Older me: couldn't help but lol my ass off at it.
TLDR: I got trolled by a fucking tree rat. Still laughing at myself about it. LOL. That bitch.
In the process, I asked them to remove 2 squirrel nests because squirrels are annoying as fuck. One of the nests was abandoned, however, the other one had 3 babies in it. They explained that we could call animal control (they did but they were busy or some shit, who knows), or we could just wait for the mom to relocate the nest and they said typically they'll try and move the nest a little ways away.
That fucking squirrel trolled the shit out of me. She literally moved the nest to the tree right the fuck next to it.
I think if this had happened 4-5 years ago, after having just settled into the house, I'd be raging. Older me: couldn't help but lol my ass off at it.
TLDR: I got trolled by a fucking tree rat. Still laughing at myself about it. LOL. That bitch.
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Sounds like you need to make one of those squirrel launcher traps.
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Malakriss
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We used to have a traditional wooden fence, same as our neighbor on the other side of a small easement. Squirrels would use the fence tops as a highway until we changed to a vinyl fence. Cut down on squirrel visits by 95%, although there's still a couple places them and rabbits can squeeze under. They know it's like a fortress preventing foxes/cats from getting in so they have the run of the place.
RobXIII
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It had maaaybe 2 great games during the console life, the rest was just an intern programmer following along a 3-d graphics FAQ.txt. Absolute shovel-ware
Why yes I had one, and AVP was delayed over and over and made me sad considering the innocence I might have lost just to afford it
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Fucker
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Burren
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Prostate exams are embarrassing, but not painful or anything. Its the 3 liters of stuff you have to drink the night before that's going to make you want to rage.
lurker
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Are you confusing a prostate exam with a colonoscopy? Also, I’ve had the finger up the butt exam exactly once many years ago. Since then, it’s all part of the annual blood test called the PSA.
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Burren
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Srathor
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Are they going to have Gel and gloves color matched like Bandaids now? How would that make you feel? And Good luck, I do hope you remember the skit with Eddie murphy talking about Mister T Scrunching up his ass cheeks and ripping the dick (insert finger joke here) off. Nnnnnnnhhhh AAaarrrggghhh!
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also don't have to drink the 55 gallon drum of prep anymore, 12 tablets and 2 glasses of water x2 is it now.
Guess I just revealed I'm old too.......
Izo
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Izo
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Bend over, homie.PSA test - Mayo Clinic
www.mayoclinic.org
The PSA test is only one tool used to screen for early signs of prostate cancer. Another common screening test, usually done in addition to a PSA test, is a digital rectal exam.
In this test, your doctor inserts a lubricated, gloved finger into your rectum to reach the prostate. By feeling or pressing on the prostate, the doctor may be able to judge whether it has abnormal lumps or hard areas.
Neither the PSA test nor the digital rectal exam provides enough information for your doctor to diagnose prostate cancer. Abnormal results in these tests may lead your doctor to recommend a prostate biopsy.
Lanx
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i'm about to do this soon, my office is the den above the garage, and that means my ceiling is the roof, so i could hear every little sound on my roof and sometimes i hear a squirrel scampering
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