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Hoss

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I got a prostate exam when i was like 25. No lie. I had a new doctor the next year, but the next few doctors when it was time for an annual I made sure they weren't going to do a prostate exam and told them about my first one. They thumbed through my records and couldn't figure out why he did it.

That motherfucker had some huge hands. I don't know why they can't train the petite little PAs to do them.
 
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Hoss said:
I got a prostate exam when i was like 25. No lie. I had a new doctor the next year, but the next few doctors when it was time for an annual I made sure they weren't going to do a prostate exam and told them about my first one. They thumbed through my records and couldn't figure out why he did it.

That motherfucker had some huge hands. I don't know why they can't train the petite little PAs to do them.
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Lol

u got USA gymnastic’d

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Haus

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Hoss said:
I got a prostate exam when i was like 25. No lie. I had a new doctor the next year, but the next few doctors when it was time for an annual I made sure they weren't going to do a prostate exam and told them about my first one. They thumbed through my records and couldn't figure out why he did it.

That motherfucker had some huge hands. I don't know why they can't train the petite little PAs to do them.
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did he comfort you by putting his hands on both your shoulders during the exam?
 
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Hoss

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Haus said:
did he comfort you by putting his hands on both your shoulders during the exam?
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That joke always tickles me. Not unlike the doctor's sausage fingers.

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Lol

u got USA gymnastic’d

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I was turning around to punch him in the face when he finished. He was like "OK That all looks fine" and was scooting back to the other side of the room. I'll tell you what though, I kinda wish there had been a camera on my face. The range of emotions was incredible. From trepidation to acceptance to surprise to anger. My favorite part was when I told myself that it wasn't as bad as everyone makes out. That came right before the surprise.
 
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This reminds me of a conversation I had with my wife. I was complaining about going to get my physical and said she was lucky she never had to get the old finger up the butt, she looked at me and said what do you mean girls get that too. Turns out when she was in the military and stationed in Iraq the military was desperate for Dr's and my wife had this old 70 year female Dr that for some reason gave all the women prostate exams. So now every so often I just remind her "hey remember that time you got a prostate exam".
 
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Fucker

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Hoss said:
That joke always tickles me. Not unlike the doctor's sausage fingers.


I was turning around to punch him in the face when he finished. He was like "OK That all looks fine" and was scooting back to the other side of the room. I'll tell you what though, I kinda wish there had been a camera on my face. The range of emotions was incredible. From trepidation to acceptance to surprise to anger. My favorite part was when I told myself that it wasn't as bad as everyone makes out. That came right before the surprise.
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A hand on each shoulder....that was no finger!
 
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Burren

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… when you try to beat your Best MPG average listed on the vehicle dash console.
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My best is 7.8 mpg, but its difficult to run that hard off the track, so I don't get that low very often. Its fun to try though.
 
Burren

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lurkingdirk said:
what on earth are you driving?
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Depends on the day.

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Burren

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lurkingdirk said:
They really get less than 10 MPG? Sorry, I don't have much experience with cars of that sort. My truck is getting around 26-27 MPG around town right now, I consider that pretty good.
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I was goofing a little in my earlier post. If I drive normal they can get low 20s (Viper) and mid 20s (GT3). The 7.8 mpg is when I'm deliberately driving hard on track or deserted roads and running in the top third of the RPM band. In that case, less MPG = more fun.
 
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BrellWatcher said:
This reminds me of a conversation I had with my wife. I was complaining about going to get my physical and said she was lucky she never had to get the old finger up the butt, she looked at me and said what do you mean girls get that too. Turns out when she was in the military and stationed in Iraq the military was desperate for Dr's and my wife had this old 70 year female Dr that for some reason gave all the women prostate exams. So now every so often I just remind her "hey remember that time you got a prostate exam".
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When you get a friend suggestion on facebook (if that isn't a sign itself) of a super hot chick with a familiar last name that you can't really place until you figure out you went to her fucking baptism and she's now 22.
 
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gogusrl said:
When you get a friend suggestion on facebook (if that isn't a sign itself) of a super hot chick with a familiar last name that you can't really place until you figure out you went to her fucking baptism and she's now 22.
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season 3 episode 13 GIF
 
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When someone posts a picture about font sizes and you have to move the phone closer to your face to read wtf it says.
 
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When the realization that your oldest son is approaching his 40s
Dear god where did the time go.
 
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