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Haus

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Sanrith Descartes

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The Dr. tells you "you're actually in amazing shape ...you know, for a guy your age".
 
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Conefed

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You know you're getting old when... Morning shits are a puzzle to solve because you're too stiff to reach...
 
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You get up to pee in the middle of the night and for the first few steps your legs feel like lead. Gotta take 'er a bit slower on that swivel out the bunk!
 
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Haus

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You know you're getting old when... Morning shits are a puzzle to solve because you're too stiff to reach...
Related : You know you're old when your bowel regularity is a matter of personal pride.
 
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Goatface

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when it is 9pm on saturday night, and you think i could just go to bed a 10
 
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fred sanford

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Went to the optometrist and she kept asking me if I was experiencing different symptoms. With each one she said it can happen as you get older.

I think I heard her say this or that “as eyes get older” about six times.
 
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Haus

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Went to the optometrist and she kept asking me if I was experiencing different symptoms. With each one she said it can happen as you get older.

I think I heard her say this or that “as eyes get older” about six times.
"Doc.. when I look at your tits they seem small and unimpressive, and when I look at your ass it looks kinda lumpy... Is this something that happens to eyes as they get older? Or something that happens to your tits and ass?"
 
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Sanrith Descartes

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Went to the optometrist and she kept asking me if I was experiencing different symptoms. With each one she said it can happen as you get older.

I think I heard her say this or that “as eyes get older” about six times.
Went to mine two weeks ago. I got the "you have good eyesight for someone your age".
 
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Oldbased

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One thing I will never understand as I get older is why I can reach into my ear lobe. Clamp down 2 fingers and yank out 20 1/2 inch hairs making it smooth as a baby butt and the next day there will be 40 in that spot.
 

Burren

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One thing I will never understand as I get older is why I can reach into my ear lobe. Clamp down 2 fingers and yank out 20 1/2 inch hairs making it smooth as a baby butt and the next day there will be 40 in that spot.

Lasers my dude.
 

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Flirting with each other all day while you're out shopping and when you get home you both get undressed, get in bed and take a nice long nap
 
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My wife does that shit. Pisses me the fuck off. THERE WERE IMPLICATIONS!
 
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