You know you're getting old when.....
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Furry
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She’s probably fat and kinda subpar looking now, so still a chukzombie 9?
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Chukzombi
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Chukzombi
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nah, thats true, there was this one fat chick in high school who really liked me, but i had a GF already and she just wasnt my type. years later i'm in Home Depot checkout aisle and i hear, "OMG ITS CHUCK! HOW ARE YOU, SWEETY!?" , i look around and the chick ringing up my nails is this chick. she wasnt fat anymore, she lost all her high school fat and was smoking hot now. i actually didnt even know her. i said. "hi you, i'm doing ok, how ya been" and she's like, "you dont recognize me do you?". so she tells me she's Emily from the old neighborhood and i was like mind blown. good on her. she married a rich guy now and travels everywhere. posts selfies on facebook in different parts of the world. still smoking hot and skinny for a 50 yr old chick. i did date a skinny chick who got fat, then she lost weight again. no, she wasnt pregnant.
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Hoss
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Fucking pedo sitting here fantasizing about a 15 year old girl.
Oh sorry , is that an ephebophile or whatever?
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SeanDoe1z1
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Hoss’ inner monologue can’t time travel himself to high school poon days
Sub saharan iq confirmed.
I wish I could relive those days with 1/10th of what I know now.
Sub saharan iq confirmed.
I wish I could relive those days with 1/10th of what I know now.
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Hoss
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I was a virgin till I was 26. There were no high school poon days for me. Even in Jr High and HS I was wanking it to cougars, not jailbait.
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SeanDoe1z1
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I still remember miss Wilcox my 4th grade homely math teacher with baggy jean pants and probably 110 lbs.
Dat crush.
now teachers are wearing yoga pants and getting trained by mini chad thundercocks reliving whatever fucked up fantasy they held onto from their HS days.
Dat crush.
now teachers are wearing yoga pants and getting trained by mini chad thundercocks reliving whatever fucked up fantasy they held onto from their HS days.
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Chukzombi
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hah, these guys try to put modern standards on shit that happened almost 40 years ago which might as well be considered a different world. and yeah, i wish i knew how to fuck better or interact with girls better than i did than when i was in my teens. i was just happy to have anything, i didnt have any technique or porn web sites to teach me. they didnt even have sex ed at my schools.
Denamian
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Slipped on ice while cleaning off the car and of course it was on the side where I landed on the blacktop instead of grass. 5 years ago I would have dusted myself off, gotten in the car and proceeded to work.
Instead it took me a few minutes to haul myself off the ground and then I hobbled back inside to work from home. Took a handful of ibuprofen and called the boss to tell him he needs someone to come in early in the morning to cover for me. I'm even considering calling my PCP in the morning and maybe getting checked out.
Fuck getting old.
Instead it took me a few minutes to haul myself off the ground and then I hobbled back inside to work from home. Took a handful of ibuprofen and called the boss to tell him he needs someone to come in early in the morning to cover for me. I'm even considering calling my PCP in the morning and maybe getting checked out.
Fuck getting old.
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Sanrith Descartes
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well... since it was ice then odds are it wouldn't have mattered if you hit the grass or the asphalt. Shit was gonna be rock hard either way.
Vepil
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Removed the french doors, door frame/casing and some water damaged subfloor Saturday. I replaced the subfloor and put the door back in. I still am hobbling around the house today. I dropped a sock on the floor and said f it and got another one from the drawer.
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Denamian
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Not everything was ice, it was just a small patch that had formed under the rear left corner. I was on the edge of the driveway, so had it formed on the right side, I had a good chance of falling on grass.
Still fucking sore has hell. I'll probably be feeling this all damn week.
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Mahes
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So I am washing down a Clarifier three weeks ago, and I trip on the hose. I land on my knees. The walkways are made of non-rust no slip welds that are great until you hit them at gravity speed. I slowly pick myself up and do not notice any tear in the pants. I start to continue with the job and feel something warm going down my legs. The welds had cut a nice gash into my knees but had not torn my pants. I went and rinsed it off, applied alcohol and hydrogen peroxide to the wound. In my younger days this shit would have been a no problem kind of wound in 4 days tops. despite having thoroughly cleaned it, it still started to get infected. My wife is an RN. She took over and debrided the wound and applied this orange stuff that is supposed to eat everything but the wound. It worked but after 3 weeks I still have small scabs.
Getting older sucks...
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Oblio
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Chukzombi
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she wasnt fat from the last pic she posted on facebook, but at this point im not even sure i care anymore about that. i didnt realize how close we were back then. she moved back to Brazil at the end of HS and lost contact with each other. id like to see her again, just to be friends, she sounds lonelier than me.
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